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Turning on the Television and realizing, "Oh crap, it's G3."

While I love the internet and all its assets, I find myself able to live without it on a rainy day. I could catch up on some video games, play a couple of board games with my folks, or finally get around to fixing up my Applejack's Mane. In the end, it's a matter of what I could be doing instead. I don't mind living without internet for a while. Will I be paranoid? Sure, but I doubt anyone would want to contact me.

My name is Bond. James Bond.

*sigh* The question of my crippling loneliness. Yeah, I'm single, and, for some reason, I think I'm going to be that way for a loooong time.

Wow, looking at the stats, that's impressive considering the stereotype. I'm Hetero.

I remember there was a thread a while back about, "Would you Surgically Want to Become a Pony?" Of course, many said no, but that still got me thinking. What kind of procedures would you need to take part in to become a pony? If changing gender is such a breeze these days, what would it take to change species? Do I suggest turning yourself into a full-blown pony? No because it would be impractical. All you'd turn out to be is a jumble of flesh. Nothing more. But stay tuned, because these are the steps you'd need to take in order to become My Little Pony (of jumbled parts and mess). This list makes use of as many body parts as possible. Saving you money whenever you've decided to transcend species. 1. Amputation of Hands and Feet - Cutting off hands and feet to make room for hooves. 2. Amputation of Both Tibia/Fibulae - Cut off both lower portions of legs. (Tibia, Fibula) 3. 180 Degree Rotation of Both Arms - Rotation of arms allows accurate movement of front hooves/legs 4. Potential Two Year Treatment of Neck Rings - Tradition held by the Kayan People. Makes the illusion of a "Longer Neck". See ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayan_people_(Myanmar) ) 5. 180 Degree Rotation of Coccyx + Potential Skin Graft - Allows bone to make room for tail. Skin Graft (taken from scalp) to wrap around coccyx. Providing both protection and allowing longer hair to grow. 6. Ear Extension - Mold ears to form or synthetics. (Not much you can do here) 7. Hoof Implant (If you're feeling gutsy) -Implant hooves from real horse, or through synthetics. (Maybe a hockey puck?) Wow, I think that's it. Like I said, this is probably the most screwed up thing anyone could ever do. Why I wrote this is beyond me. I bet my medical facts aren't even right. Ah well, at least you got the general idea. Be happy with who you are; don't change the way you look or your identity for the sake of being comfortable. Yep, I wrote this, -RealityPublishing

Ayy guyzzzz. Apparently the iPhone is the "biggest gaming platform now". I've always loved playing Call of Duty on my Nokia pre-paid. Simply Glorious. Truly brings out the best of mobile gaming... If you'd even call it gaming. https://youtu.be/uEgkkY4MmQ0?t=204

Now, I know I'm on hiatus, but I really wanted to get this one off my chest. Consider this entry as a bonus episode, mkay? I like to stay up to date on all things computers. Whether it be the announcement of the Nintendo NX, or the release of Intel's new 10-Core Processor line. It doesn't matter to me; knowing it's out there is good enough to satisfy my craving for faster Specs. Recently, I received the honor of watching the Apple Conference, who, presented their new iPhone 7. Do I have anything against the iPhone? Yes, actually I do. I despise Apple products and their company. Why? It's quite simple. People, this generation of brats, keep trying to find "slim" products to satisfy their fetish for more space in their pockets. In a way, computers today have become a market of companies who compete to create the slimmest laptop. Why do I have a problem with this? Because it destroys the market! We're turning otherwise great computers into potatoes! Wanna get a Chromebook? Sure thing! Hold on while I remove the fan so it can fit in your pants. Wanna buy a top-of-the-line gaming laptop with 4K compatibility? Sure thing! Lemme just remove the Disk Drive so you can't take advantage of any of it! See what I'm going at? Thin computers are okay, but do we really have to sacrifice performance and capability to make it so? What's the point of a 4K gaming laptop if you can't watch 4K movies, or use install disks? I know people rarely buy physical copies, but I'm the kind of person who likes to have a large collection of DVDs or Game Cases. Sure, I'll buy a couple of games on Steam, but what's the point if you can't have that hard plastic to prove you bought it? Why do I give Apple so much crap? Because the computer market today is evolving and Apple is just holding us back. As I mentioned above, Intel released a new processor that completely destroys the rest. 10 Terabyte hard drives are being developed and Nvidia released one of the most powerful GPUs to date, the "Titan X". With these in mind, Apple is no longer the top of the food-chain. They keep trying to reinvent the same old idea like it's some kind of Call of Duty formula. The world's trying to become more powerful in technology, and Apple isn't helping. Their OS, El Capitan, is crap compared to Win10, and even the critics say so (go on, check the stars rating). Their hardware is about as powerful as my Nintendo 64. Apple 4K? Psh, crap. For a price that trumps the rest, you don't get much. Why we still have Apple is a mystery to me. I'd choose Linux XFCE4 over Apple any day. -RealityPublishing (Yes, I'm working on Season Finale Part 2)

Much better, but for a song of this length, the intro is a bit dragged out. I also noticed the song is far below the 3 minute mark which is, today, somewhat of a recommendation. I'm not sure if you planned on adding more to the song, but I believe I suggested a low point? I do hate to be a teacher, but Music is a science and requires a certain formula for it sound right. I would highly suggest something like this: [intro] - [bridge] - [Chorus] - [Low Point/Verse] - [Chorus] - [Outro] Keep the chorus (runtime 1:10 - 1:40), but it should be just that, a chorus. Not the entire song. Shorten the intro to about 40 seconds, add a bridge that leads to the chorus. Have the intro fade in, but keep that effect at a good 5 seconds. You can hardly hear intro at all; boost the treble. (Yes, I used speakers for this one). The bass has definitely improved, but turn it down just a bit. My Picture frame is about to fall off the wall (I have a very good bass). Also, the Treble should be louder than the Bass (Bass is just support, remember?). So to make your job easier, here's what I'd do: - Intro (Fade in for 5 seconds, improve Treble and reduce bass just a bit) - Bridge (Something to make the chorus more meaningful. Keep in mind, it would be a different tune, but could still fit in with the rest of the theme. Think of how dubstep artists drop the bass. It's what leads up to it. It's a different tune, but still fits with the actual song.) - Chorus (Keep 1:10 - 1:40, but remove 1:41 - 2:03 because that section sounds exactly like the chorus, just a bit faster.) - LowPoint/Verse (Something a bit more quiet, as in, less background beat and slower paced treble. That way it makes room for the vocals) - Chrous (Same thing as what I said above, but make it fit with the Verse) - Outro (You could two things here. Either come up with a catchier tune, or have a slower intro. Either way, fade out and reduce it to about 20 seconds.) The song is much better than what you originally had, but it overall (across both versions) seems a bit quiet. Boost the treble and reduce the bass just a bit. (It'd be great if you did the vocals at this point). Also, the Verse would solve your "shortness" issue. Considering it's probably one of the most meaningful pieces in the entire song, it would definitely lengthen it. As I said above, try to write the lyrics so I could get a good standing of just how long the song would be, as well as if the tune fits what's being said. Glad to help! -RealityPublishing

The mystery novel I mentioned a while back is finally on its way to being written. I managed to finish my other project, "Dear Friends", and it's allowed me to think of other things. So! Without further ado, I present the first ever teaser for my upcoming fimfiction novel: "NoteWorthy" http://www.fimfiction.net/user/RealityPublishing It'll probably come around in early 2017, so keep an eye out! -RealityPublishing

Hmm... It's got a good start, but at around 00:50, the song comes to a halt. I'm sure you're going to probably put lyrics in there and that's fine. The problem with it is that it picks up too smoothly, making it seemed rushed and less dramatic. Another thing I should mention is that the intro seems too much like the rest of the song. The beginnings are always designed to sell the audience, and while it's good, I feel like speeding it up for the rest of the song is a bit lazy. I agree with what @@Choros Isorropai said. A little bass wouldn't hurt. Treble is good for the theme, but bass's sole purpose is to pick up the pace and even out the tempo. Not to mention, if you want to excite the crowd, using a heavier bass is always the way to go (people eat that stuff up). Speeding up the tempo only works during festivals and other low-budget concerts who just want to promote a form a religious dance. Sorry if this feels a bit TOO critical. I try point as much as I can to help others out. (In short) - Fix the chorus tune - Add a little bass - Fix the 00:50 jump-start. Seriously, a little excitement never hurt anyone. - Tune seems a bit dragged out due to it being repetitive. I suggest a slower portion with a bit of emotion depending on what the theme is. Also. BASS