Last thing you accidentally did to hurt yourself?

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

Dang...was that the most recent thing? What happened in the car crash? Hit something?

I don't actually remember it very clearly. My night vision isn't very good, and it would seem I lost control (WAS NOT DRINKING!) and hit a tree someone put in my way. I will not be driving after dark ever again!

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

I don't actually remember it very clearly. My night vision isn't very good, and it would seem I lost control (WAS NOT DRINKING!) and hit a tree someone put in my way. I will not be driving after dark ever again!

Perhaps you should have someone look at that...my night vision isn't so good and so I've got daylight driving as a restriction on my license. I may plan to see if I can have it lifted, but that won't be anytime soon...

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

Perhaps you should have someone look at that...my night vision isn't so good and so I've got daylight driving as a restriction on my license. I may plan to see if I can have it lifted, but that won't be anytime soon...

It's a known issue, which, well, I sometimes ignore. Not any more though! My husband and family ganged up on me. I'm not allowed to drive after dark any more.

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

It's a known issue, which, well, I sometimes ignore. Not any more though! My husband and family ganged up on me. I'm not allowed to drive after dark any more.

Ah...then why not have that restriction on your license. Better safe than sorry...

[Shadow Beam 1,179]

Got my arm stuck between the subway's doors. Of course, they open them again, so I had to tug to free myself like a maniac.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

Ah...then why not have that restriction on your license. Better safe than sorry...

Yup, it is going on. Oh well. 

[honk friend 1,978]

i slipped on ice the other day at work and hit my head on the fridge

[ShadowEclipse 1,209]

I fell off my bike again i scraped my arm 

[powerpuff-tsubasa 448]

i always accidently hit the edges of any place in the house and bruised myself everywhere

[Dreambiscuit 9,616]

I hurt my back at the gym last night and stubbed my toe on the fridge getting ice for it. 

[Stardust* 3,302]

THE WALL JUMPED OUT AT ME!!!!!

 

I hurt my arm.. and hip... and face..

 

Gotta watch out for those sneaky walls, they blend in, and wait just for the right moment before pouncing! 

[Guest]

Razor yoga. I mean I shaved my legs which led to itching and bleeding. 

[Elegron 168]

There was a nearly invisible shard of glass on the ground, and I was absent mindedly spinning around in my chair. Next thing i knew my foot was bleeding ._.

[DubWolf 17,247]

I was getting pissed in GTA V so I slammed the controller onto the couch, but little did I know the TV control was there, so then I slammed my hand to the left and my phone was there... It wasn't a good game session and I quit shortly after . My finger bled a little from the scrape.

Edited May 28, 2016 by Woof Wolf

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

I bashed my hip against the doorframe. You know how when you hit your funny bone, a jolt shoots up your entire arm? Yeah, imagine that, only far more painful. 

[Thuja 3,659]

I put my elbow on the table a bit funny and squished my funny bone.

[Plume 922]

I managed to bruise myself when I was sleeping. I have no idea how, but I guess I elbowed the wall or something.

[Socks and Broken 22]

One word--Shaving.  Or rabbbit scratches. Or putting my hand down by a hot pan right out of the oven and burning my wrist. 

[CT-1138 3,182]

Got my fingers whacked with a plastic lightsaber playing with my little cousin yesterday. 

[Celtore 2,770]

I went to the driving range yesterday for the first time this season. I spent two hours and I managed to get my putting, driver and hybrid back. However, I gained three blisters in the process and I'm feeling a little stiff in the hip.

[Thuja 3,659]

For some odd reason, I've been hitting doorways with my arms.  I've noticed myself doing that for about a week now...

[Moony the Cat 3,702]

Well, in the last few days, i seem to bite my own mouth quiet a bit.

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

Working on my truck and a little off topic but I hate American trucks now. I had to squeeze my fingers in tight spaces and as a result I scraped and cut my fingers. I have long thin fingers, mind you and this was super tight.

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

I lived enough to have a gods utterly awful 18th birthday.

[Luminn 109]

Fell out of bed last night and hit my face on my bedside table ;-;