What weapon do you sleep with?

[MarkusTactician 62]

I'd keep a good ol' Coonan .357 with me in the bed. 

[DubWolf 19,976]

On 2022-06-28 at 10:23 AM, ExplosionMare said:

I have plenty of objects in my room, so it wouldn't be too hard to turn them into a weapon if need be

Sharp pencils ? A crowbar? An anchor  ?

[They call me Loyalty 1,957]

My faith. That is what I call my sawed off shotgun, by the way. Because just like faith, it can turn any scumbag sinner into a martyr. Just kidding. I have no sawed off shotgun. Just a 454. raging bull that belonged to my grandfather. But that gun is locked away.

So, in the end. It is about faith. Faith that things will work out by the grace of the Lord. Which is what I call the 454. raging bull, by the way.

[ExplosionMare 26,188]

4 hours ago, WWolf said:

Sharp pencils ? A crowbar? An anchor  ?

The first one, yes, the others, no 

I have plenty of useful art weapons at my disposal 

[Emerald Heart 25,308]

A long, metal flashlight, maybe? Great for hitting. Won'r hurt you when you're sleeping. 

Edited July 3, 2022 by Emerald Heart

[TheRockARockster 55,108]

I have a wooden baseball bat that will come in handy whenever it’s needed.

[swordsman 192]

On 2022-07-01 at 3:39 AM, MarkusTactician said:

Coonan .357

that is a blast from the past. Is it a new model or old one because i heared they had lots of problems.

[ZiggWheelsManning 15,129]

My voice, shouting comes in handy  

[Clawdeen 25,192]

I have a cat and she's not afraid to lay there and do nothing if anybody tries anything. 

[ExplosionMare 26,188]

I have an army of FNAF plushies at the ready! 

Chili, Ralsei, and the poor blanket stuffed animals that are squished are of no help (and who knows how helpful Birdo is) but there's plenty of animatronics there to make up for that!

[DubWolf 19,976]

8 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

I have an army of FNAF plushies at the ready! 

Chili, Ralsei, and the poor blanket stuffed animals that are squished are of no help (and who knows how helpful Birdo is) but there's plenty of animatronics there to make up for that!

Your attack plushies  !!! The nightmare ones are scary D: if only you had the nightmare marionette . That one would pack a punch.

[ExplosionMare 26,188]

4 hours ago, DubWolf said:

Your attack plushies  !!! The nightmare ones are scary D: if only you had the nightmare marionette . That one would pack a punch.

As much as I hate him in his respective games, I might get the plush if I can find it! He managed to look cute enough as a plush! 

[Snoopy Fan 11,867]

I don’t sleep with any weapons 

[ZiggWheelsManning 15,129]

3 hours ago, Snoopy Fan said:

I don’t sleep with any weapons 

What about fists?  They come in handy when we're startled awake  

[MLP Golden Breezie 1,406]

I never go to bed with any weapon.

[Tao 9,554]

I have a hunting knife close by and when I camp,  a small hand axe.  

[Clawdeen 25,192]

Like I said before I have a cat. I......I don't think she'll do anything but roll around on the floor and want petted but....she's there.  Maybe she'd save me

[Night Sky 1,148]

I sleep with one of several 9mm semi-automatic pistols, loaded and with a round chambered, plus one (1) extra fully loaded magazine within reach. I sleep that way every night, I have a professional responsibility to be ready to go, if need be. Not all emergencies are zombie apocalypses, but each and every emergency needs to be treated like one. 

Edited September 13 by Night Sky

[ExplosionMare 26,188]

I sleep with plenty of vicious FNAF plushies

[Kitana 247]

I sleep with my Steel Fans 😎

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 5,208]

I have a Finnish NKVD knife next to my pillow.

[Sparklefan1234 184,411]

On 2025-08-26 at 4:01 AM, ExplosionMare said:

I have an army of FNAF plushies at the ready! 

Meanwhile, my plushies.   

   

 

Edited September 15 by Sparklefan1234

[Fluttershutter 3,330]

There are a few swords across the room. They're only what sword nerds call "wall hangers" but you could use them in a pinch.