What would you do if the Equestrians threaten you?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

When I saw artwork and memes of Equestrians threatening the reader or "anon" (representing the reader), many of the comments there seem to comply with what the Equestrians demand, simply because they are ponies. I can't help but laugh at such responses.

If you met an Equestrian pony (e.g. Flutters), and he or she forced you to do something (such as beat up Gilda, force your pet horse to be ponified, force X to watch the show) -- would you accept or refuse? That some pony might attack or harass you or your friends and things if you don't.

[-Octavia- 1,176]

Lolno. I take demands from no one, regardless of species.

 

If they were politely to make a request of me, I might be inclined to listen.

[Melon Blitz 423]

turn them into glue of course

[Freegator 62]

Declare war on Equestria.

Edited September 18, 2015 by Freegator

[SpikusFyre 486]

I would refuse on the grounds that I take orders from no one. I don't care who you are or what you can do If you try to force me to do something I will ignore you.

[Daring_Do 552]

I would refuse on the grounds that I take orders from no one. I don't care who you are or what you can do If you try to force me to do something I will ignore you.

I order you to take orders from no one. That's an order.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

They're too adorable, I'd do anything~!!                   

[SpikusFyre 486]

I order you to take orders from no one. That's an order.

 

You can't really order me not to do something I already don't do. I trained my mind not to get stuck in paradoxes so just saying something like that doesn't affect me.

[Silver Letter 1,832]

I would jump on them and ride them around until they are too tired to do anything.

[shynight01 91]

i would do the right thing hug them

[Monsoon 1,662]

I would refuse and I would probably store them cryogenically as trophies

[GeekySonic 1,151]

I would probably just laugh and boop them.

[Commissar Alexer 764]

 

 

many of the comments there seem to comply with what the Equestrians demand, simply because they are ponies. I can't help but laugh at such responses.

 

That's because many if not most bronies are...how to say...Beta as hell.

If Equestria was real, bronies could make a fortune as doormats.

[gamecubeguy214 2,514]

Somebody please hand me a fork.

Edited September 20, 2015 by gamecubeguy214

[cider float 2,539]

I'll say nope and walk away.

Edited September 21, 2015 by cider float

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

If they took a more diplomatic approach and told me to do less violent things without threatening me, my family, or my friends (or really, anyone), I would at least consider it. But otherwise, I would simply refuse and walk away unless they force my hand by attacking me or an innocent.

[Cimarronboy 250]

It depends on the situation and factors involved. Definitely start out with my inherited stubbornness but if I can't find a way to turn things in my favor or have to wait out the table turning I may comply, whether or not a loved one is involved. On the other hand if it's a princess I'm pretty sure the threat would be a test of my virtues, seeing as how they are know to be strict but very caring. Now if Rare's making the demands... my heart would turn me into her slave. Voodoo is a very powerful song, Rare's anger is much more powerful. 

[Bendy 1,821]

If they are TCB Ponies I would shoot/kill them.

 

If they are somewhat canon ponies I would try reason with them. Failing that I would try defend myself, but not outright kill them.

[GuyNamedEarl 1,332]

I'd probably just leave and be done with them.