What do you say in extreme pain?

[LunatheNightmare 68]

Wait - I'm alone. I can swear for real now! SON OF A 

*fast forwards the video tape*

[Midnight Blossom 58]

If I get hurt enough to where I'm not in shock from the injury, but still find it to be pretty bad... I'd say something along the lines of "Son of a whojinaba (who-jin-ah-bah). It's something i made up a LONG time ago to keep from cursing if i got hurt. 

 

Something that's only a little worse than a stubbed toe, (like catching your hand in a door) earns a "fudge monkey"

 

as you can tell... I don't like to curse... but i've been so exposed to it thanks to family, friends, and the time I spent in the military that I came up with some interesting ways to get around saying them.

[Trinitron Keys 89]

 If it's like a toothache and someone won't bug off, I usually go,

 

TAKE THINE REQUESTS AND COMPLAINTS YONDER!!!!

 

[Shadowed Watcher 183]

If its like a sudden burst of pain or something... I'll yelp, growl, hiss, like a cat/dog lol. If its like sustained pain that's like... still going on I'll kinda just grovel and curse under my breath.

Not normal cursing though-my own special brand. Its totally child friendly cursing.

[Master Intelligence 53]

"OH MY GO.......UGH..........HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....AH....................That...Is painful......SHET!"

 

That's me in pain in a nutshell 

[PinkieatHeart 208]

Usually I just gasp. Though one time I burned myself and shouted "god damn" right in front of my mom. Oops. >.>'

[Windskyed 221]

My vision of extreme pain was when it was the cause of my queasiness.

A very big choc.

I had not the time to say anything...XD

[ShutterBat 134]

I do not curse, so I usually say something silly or just say "AGHH!" Silly things such as: sweet sassafras, sugar, ugh douchebag, dang *insert whatever hurt me here*, or meh. 

[catnet 9,356]

"Oww."

 

... or more realistically, I'd probably just cry x3

[kanwe yest 157]

to be honest, everytime I'm at school or something and i bump my knee or my finger somewhere, i kinda bend over holding my finger or knee in pain, and i seriously start thinking these:

"S**T FKN KNEEGROW FGT CHICKEN WING F***ER D**** SUCKING PINK FOOL KYS"

 

and OTHER times, i'll just start singing a song to myself OUT OF NOWHERE i dont know why.

Edited January 18, 2016 by jeru the damaja

[Nsxile 26,936]

Like... All the swears 

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

OW! UUGGGHHH!!! Is typical for me and depending on who I'm around at the moment,  a cuss word might spill out. 

[TheRockARooster 51,149]

I’m like ‘F*** ME!!!!!!’ ‘AHHHH F***!’ and some other cussing lines.

[The Historian 516]

You will inevitably hear a string of swear words interspersed with groans of agony.

[Dreambiscuit 9,691]

I usually swear quite a bit, and I would not repeat (or even abbreviate) most of them here (trust me, I’m doing you all a service!) I don’t swear very much anymore in general, but if I’m suddenly wailing in pain I do let out a few choice tidbits of exclamation, and there are some classics I hold in reserve. I wish I could tell you more, but I try not to be that person anymore. 

[Splashee 28,564]

On 12/29/2015 at 8:23 AM, gamecubeguy214 said:

I don't say my words out loud, but I would say ''Ow, holy s***'' or ''Ah, son of a b****''. Out loud, I just cringe and inhale. What do you say/do when you're in extreme pain?

 

[Flying Pencil 3,024]

Several curse words. 

[Sauerkrauts 77]

If I really manage to stupidly hurt myself I usually just lean against something with an expression as if I was contemplating on something deep. Naturally all the while steadily listing off expletives like it's a competition, most words repeated for quite a few times before moving onto the next. 

[TBD 17,254]

Either "Fuuuuuuuuu-ck" Or holding in my screams in pain.

[Moony the Cat 3,702]

The worst pain i ever had was the time where i thought something inside of me would explode. Basically extreme stomach pain.

So far i have never felt worse i believe but i actually didnt say anything, the pain was so bad it actually kinda shocked me, i was scared of what might happen, so i was actually silent at first. I thought about screaming for help, so that my dad could drive me to a Hospital but i ended up doing nothing, because i was even to scared to move. Occassionally i would beg for it stop however.

Thankfully though the pain slowly went away, however it took a year for it to be completely gone and to this day i have no Idea what actually happened. 

[DubWolf 17,263]

Same thing anyone says when they're in p a i n.

 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Pretty much nothing - too busy being in extreme pain...

[Treeglow Flicker 13,651]

I make either of these two facial expressions while also letting out a growling noise. Pain doesn't really hurt me as such. It just annoys me.

[Yoshi89 5,293]

The first thing that escapes my mouth is an "Ow!" The second is sometimes a swear, usually "Damn it!", "F***!" or "S***!"

[Tom Gallagher 33,588]

‘Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...’