Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

"Sorry I don't fancy soaking my jacket in lighter fuel then setting fire to it just to keep warm."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,554]

"Maybe if I had studied hard I could have become the worlds most famous surgeon... Instead of the worlds most famous patient"

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"You thought it was a skin-colored bar. But in reality, it was my d**k"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,592]

"If they take too long, I'm just going to travel down to their offices and beat them with a broom. That should motivate them!"

[Denim&Venöm 18,554]

"Sorry Gabby, but yours is gay. As f--k."

[lua 106]

"Epic gamer time"

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

"I'm going to leave this chair here."

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

 

(^ image] I love my brick)

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,554]

"I am small... and insignificant. 

I must find a way to use this to my advantage." 

[lua 106]

"And thats why I have brain damage"

[Odyssey 5,715]

"My shower has Seasonal Affective Disorder."

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I want to die in peace."

The context is likely not what you're thinking.

[Cash In 22,180]

''He's really just happy to be here."

Edited August 11, 2019 by Cash In

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

"Name?"

"Littlebottom."

"First name?"

"Cheery...."

 

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

"You shall battle to the death! And the winner will be given his freedom." >pause< "Why are you looking at me like that?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,554]

"Now, a bunch of you are probably shouting at the screen right now: 'It means you have a boner!' and okay yes, I hear you." 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"You're actually supposed to eat it with the peel."

"Like a cheeseburger?"

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

"Well the investigation of my photographs is over and they are sending me a new toilet"

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,554]

"I'm driving this with a bar stool and you will all pay!" 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"He was a hunter. He's guilty."

Context would likely make it more funny.

Edited January 23, 2019 by ~Dusky~

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Everyone complains about the weather, but no one is willing to sacrifice a virgin to change it."

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

"I baked you a potato."

 

On 1/19/2019 at 11:24 AM, Tropical Melody said:

OMG, I LOVE Father Ted!

 

Spoiler

 

"Feck off!"

- Father Jack

 

 

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

"Ooh! The Moon!"

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

17 hours ago, cuteycindyhoney said:

"I baked you a potato."

 

OMG, I LOVE Father Ted!

 

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"Feck off!"

- Father Jack

 

 

LOL .... shall I finish it?

Spoiler

4rse! Drink! Girls!

 

 

 

"It seems the wilderness needs my particular talents. The scorpions and holy prophets cannot get along without me, and there it is."

 

[Tropical Melody 5,955]

"Stewie! You get down from there this instant!" 

"Munch me, bitch!"

"Right now Stewie, or you're in time out!"

"How many grey pubes you plucked today you old bag?"