Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,070]

"Look at Shawn! Look at his funny street clothes! He looks like... wait a second..." 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

"I don't know what kind of madman would wanna drink tea infused with onion."

[Tropical Melody 6,273]

"Sorry Mavis but we like to beat up our own suspects. It's one of the few pleasures we have left."

 

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"That's outer space, this is inner space. Like Star Trek is outer space and the space in this little shuttle craft is inner space"

[Tropical Melody 6,273]

"Been out on mine this morning ...
"Loads of middle aged bald men wearing saggy arsed Dianese onezies posing next to big lardy sports bikes gathered in layby's and petrol stations going for their first ride out in a group. I can hear the sound of demented giant wasps right now screaming through the gears obviously way over any speed limit making themselves an annoyance to everyone."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,070]

"Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?"

"...Fking everything man." 

[Sparklefan1234 171,238]

@Denim&Venom "It's Sammartino." 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

"The plural of spouse is spice."

[Will Guide 21,360]

"Was my blow good enough for you?"

Edited February 28, 2019 by Will Guide

[Denim&Venöm 19,070]

"Every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit. 

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly."

[Altastrofae 933]

Me: I JUST WANNA EAT MY APPLESAUCE!

gf: But broccoli's good for you

Me: No!

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,543]

I may look like a skinny white boy but I'll beat your old ass.

[sandyshores123 28]

“That was like the Twilight Zone of ballroom dance.”

[Altastrofae 933]

"We're gonna need to buy a pack, what kind do you want?" 

[CHA0SXIII 408]

"Why am I a sandwich?"

[Will Guide 21,360]

8 minutes ago, CHA0SXIII said:

"Why am I a sandwich?"

Yikes, and I was just about to eat one.

[Denim&Venöm 19,070]

"Romeo & Juliet is not a love story. It's a three day relationship between a 13 year old and a 17 year old that resulted in six deaths." 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

"These chicken legs are too fatty"

[CHA0SXIII 408]

3 hours ago, Will Guide said:

Yikes, and I was just about to eat one.

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Good morning everyone. Perhaps you would be interested on this stick I found on my bed. It’s nice and sticky. It’s soft and warm. It tastes like sugar with a touch of vanilla icing on top.

Spoiler

What? It’s just sugarcane idk what you were thinking.

 

Edited February 28, 2019 by ZethaPonderer
Adding spoilers.

[CHA0SXIII 408]

"Annndddd that's the LAST time I carry a blowtorch around in my pants pocket!"

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Do not dare tell your queen what she need purple salamander!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,070]

"That's what I'm trying to do dumbass. You hobbling around like a ginger crutch ninja and taking fake prison photos in the hallway isn't helping." 

[CHA0SXIII 408]

"Hahaha! I have finally merged with the shower sponge! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD!!!"

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

(Paraphrased) "The PBR in PBR material stands for Pabst Blue Ribbon."