Denim&Venöm 19,095 February 24, 2019 Author #976 Share February 24, 2019 "Look at Shawn! Look at his funny street clothes! He looks like... wait a second..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 February 25, 2019 #977 Share February 25, 2019 "I don't know what kind of madman would wanna drink tea infused with onion." <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,302 February 25, 2019 #978 Share February 25, 2019 "Sorry Mavis but we like to beat up our own suspects. It's one of the few pleasures we have left." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,276 February 25, 2019 #979 Share February 25, 2019 "That's outer space, this is inner space. Like Star Trek is outer space and the space in this little shuttle craft is inner space" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,302 February 25, 2019 #980 Share February 25, 2019 "Been out on mine this morning ... "Loads of middle aged bald men wearing saggy arsed Dianese onezies posing next to big lardy sports bikes gathered in layby's and petrol stations going for their first ride out in a group. I can hear the sound of demented giant wasps right now screaming through the gears obviously way over any speed limit making themselves an annoyance to everyone." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 19,095 February 26, 2019 Author #981 Share February 26, 2019 "Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?" "...Fking everything man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,434 February 26, 2019 #982 Share February 26, 2019 @Denim&Venom "It's Sammartino." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 February 26, 2019 #983 Share February 26, 2019 "The plural of spouse is spice." <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 February 26, 2019 #984 Share February 26, 2019 (edited) "Was my blow good enough for you?" Edited February 28, 2019 by Will Guide A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 19,095 February 27, 2019 Author #985 Share February 27, 2019 "Every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit. And every time we kiss I swear I can fly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altastrofae 933 February 27, 2019 #986 Share February 27, 2019 Me: I JUST WANNA EAT MY APPLESAUCE! gf: But broccoli's good for you Me: No! We are not human beings having a spiritual experience We are spiritual beings having a human experience | signature by @Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Midnight Madness 1,543 February 27, 2019 #987 Share February 27, 2019 I may look like a skinny white boy but I'll beat your old ass. 1 By @Fangirl Mode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyshores123 28 February 27, 2019 #988 Share February 27, 2019 “That was like the Twilight Zone of ballroom dance.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altastrofae 933 February 28, 2019 #989 Share February 28, 2019 "We're gonna need to buy a pack, what kind do you want?" We are not human beings having a spiritual experience We are spiritual beings having a human experience | signature by @Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHA0SXIII 408 February 28, 2019 #990 Share February 28, 2019 "Why am I a sandwich?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 February 28, 2019 #991 Share February 28, 2019 On 2019-02-28 at 1:25 AM, CHA0SXIII said: "Why am I a sandwich?" Expand Yikes, and I was just about to eat one. A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 19,095 February 28, 2019 Author #992 Share February 28, 2019 "Romeo & Juliet is not a love story. It's a three day relationship between a 13 year old and a 17 year old that resulted in six deaths." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,307 February 28, 2019 #993 Share February 28, 2019 "These chicken legs are too fatty" 1 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHA0SXIII 408 February 28, 2019 #994 Share February 28, 2019 On 2019-02-28 at 1:33 AM, Will Guide said: Yikes, and I was just about to eat one. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZethaPonderer 2,199 February 28, 2019 #995 Share February 28, 2019 (edited) Good morning everyone. Perhaps you would be interested on this stick I found on my bed. It’s nice and sticky. It’s soft and warm. It tastes like sugar with a touch of vanilla icing on top. Reveal hidden contents What? It’s just sugarcane idk what you were thinking. Edited February 28, 2019 by ZethaPonderer Adding spoilers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHA0SXIII 408 February 28, 2019 #996 Share February 28, 2019 "Annndddd that's the LAST time I carry a blowtorch around in my pants pocket!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiccuttlefish 112 February 28, 2019 #997 Share February 28, 2019 "Do not dare tell your queen what she need purple salamander!" Just going to leave this link here...https://xkcd.com/520/BTW, the facts in the second panel are correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 19,095 February 28, 2019 Author #998 Share February 28, 2019 "That's what I'm trying to do dumbass. You hobbling around like a ginger crutch ninja and taking fake prison photos in the hallway isn't helping." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHA0SXIII 408 February 28, 2019 #999 Share February 28, 2019 "Hahaha! I have finally merged with the shower sponge! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD!!!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 February 28, 2019 #1000 Share February 28, 2019 (Paraphrased) "The PBR in PBR material stands for Pabst Blue Ribbon." <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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