Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 18,742]

"This sport is so awesome, and so disturbing, at the same time." 

[Sparklefan1234 169,856]

"That was both weird and awesome." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,742]

"All of this was literally for nothing. Humanity does not deserve to exist." 

[Odyssey 5,716]

"I don't remember half the things I say :D"

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"He eats like a pig!" - "I dunno, pigs tend to chew"

 

"Since money's getting tight, I was going to suggest that we eat the kids, ... but this is a much better idea"

 

"The crowd has fallen deathly ill. Silent! Sorry."

 

Edited March 13, 2019 by Tropical Melody

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"We didn't have no money for a present, so we all just spit in a jar."

 

[Odyssey 5,716]

"Save me! Save me from weird people!"

[Lazy Amethyst 37]

"AND DAMIN IT'S FUCKING COLD"

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

"Y'all just givin' me sh*t cause ah'm datin' mah sistir."

[Denim&Venöm 18,742]

"The secret life of the american teenager was filmed in front of a live ostrich." 

[Tao 7,584]

"Road trip and new age!"

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

“Someone pass me a disinfectant wipe. I need to wipe out the jizz stain in my pants.”

[Denim&Venöm 18,742]

"In the name of Skyrim, cease you thot." 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

"How long are you keeping that plastic storage thing in the garage?"

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

5 hours ago, Denim&Venom said:

"In the name of Skyrim, cease you thot." 

“Seriously? You just said that. I’mma  copystrike this comment. Hey boss, can we copystrike this guy’s comment?” - Alinity

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

Rule name: lejuex; Sender: contains: lejuex.com; Subject: does not contain: gobshite

 

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"It's bang on trend, if you kind of know where I'm coming from..."

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"And to think, after granting Quick Wit, the title of nobility, Princess Celestia had such high hopes for the family. Alas, it has gone down so rapidly after Half took over."

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"We've got to make a decision

To leave tonight or live and die this way"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"Today I have some nice fish. Fresh. Barely dead." 

 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

"[P]etition to make Interstate 10 its own state."

[BulkyBright 37]

"Man's got bare credits."

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"I don't wanna have to come in there?"
"I don't wanna have to come in there!"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"Italian designers / engineers are never wrong, it is the inability of everyone else to understand, and adapt to, the 'right' way of doing things that is the problem."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"I don't know if we should kiss. I mean, you're a zombie?"