Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

"You know, this job would be great if it weren't for the stupid fucking customers."

[Here No Longer 5,271]

"We're going to start listening to music through waves going through the water, not the air!"

[Cash In 21,677]

"Why is there a bread man in my cell?"

[Prospekt 10,984]

"Remember, you need a spoon and deez nuts."

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Will Smith Fish is best fish.

I bet he tastes delicious. 

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

"Is he a relation of yours?"

"No. But we both go out with the same girl."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,105]

"When the day comes where I snap and I tear down reality's fourth wall, I'm going to be very disappointed if the only thing I find are a bunch of mice working switches and levers."

[Denim&Venöm 16,806]

Toy collecting, darts, looking after a weird cat or just practicing karate in an empty car park like a fking weirdo.

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

"Some people don't like onion?"

"A LOT of people don't like onion!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,806]

"I recently bought a house and I think it's lacking in psychedelic nude ladies." 

[Here No Longer 5,271]

"Nobody's going to shove a cactus up his @$$ I guess..."

[Castle Bleck 19,209]

"Aw, that's not very nice! ...It's just a donkey."

[Here No Longer 5,271]

"I'm a dip $#!+ not a dumb @$$"

Edited June 19, 2019 by ~Angel Dust~

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

"Booked it, packed it, F*cked off..."

(which is what I'll be doing tomorrow)

 

[Brony Number 42 10,044]

How do you spell moo in Italian?

[Castle Bleck 19,209]

"You don't have an inferiority complex; you're just inferior."

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

"I could be anybody!"

"No you couldn't, Sir. This is Information Retrieval."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,806]

"Look we'll be happy to stick to the script, as soon as you find it." 

[Emerald Heart 24,636]

"It was at that moment where I fell in love with Hermione Granger."

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

I um nissed as a pewt.

(should've been in say something random but I don't care! I'm such a rebel  )

 

[Castle Bleck 19,209]

"Somebody set up us the bomb."

[Denim&Venöm 16,806]

"No Hitler = No Feminism." 

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

"Here at Star City Music we polish turds."

*insert co-worker's suggestion to rename business to Turd Works*

"You rectum (play on the words "wrecked 'em"), we fix 'em."

Followed by a good thirty seconds of laughter. Yeah, we're all adults.

[Denim&Venöm 16,806]

"I now want an ouroboros of Calvin's pissing on each other." 

[Here No Longer 5,271]

"Corporate greed is magical sometimes"