Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 8,406]

"The landlord had a think and suggested, genuinely, that he might be able to find some chicken in the freezer. I politely declined, explaining again that I was a vegetarian. The look on his face was priceless – somewhere between finding out that Maggie Thatcher was actually a man and someone defecating in his hand as he replied, 'Yer dunt eat chicken???!!!' I think I had sausage egg and chips, without the sausage."

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"Was it really that easy?

Fk, it really was that easy." 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,500]

"Y'know Pippa... If something interesting doesn't happen soon. I think I'm going to eat these flowers out of pure unbridled frustration. But at least you're happy in your cage."

[Tropical Melody 8,406]

"Oh I dunno I wish something exciting would happen. Sort of a race for life, that's what I want! Whole boatloads of sailors becalmed on the China seas! Stricken down with Yellow Jack! The radio operator slumped over his set calling in a weak voice for help – and me, the only one who picks up the message – the only one in touch with the stricken victims drifting helplessly in the grip of a monsoon! Inert bodies crumpled over half eaten dinners! Limp arms hanging out of bunks! Cabin doors swinging on their hinges! Every human being on board in a deep coma, save for the wireless operator, croaking out messages to me! The only man who can save 'em! Instead of that all I get is 'Send a tray of bread pudding to Kuala Lumpur' ..."

 

Edited August 11, 2019 by Tropical Melody

[Prospekt 11,037]

"Good luck getting me unstuck."

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"We both took a lot of drugs while this tornado wreaked havoc." 

[Emerald Heart 25,312]

"WE LOVE GAY GHOSTS!!!"

(Unfortunately, not me)

Edited August 11, 2019 by Emerald<3

[Here No Longer 5,287]

"I just realized... He looks a lot like Dyrus" - Me, talking to myself

Edited August 11, 2019 by Dustlicious

[Tropical Melody 8,406]

Then there was a voice! Was this to be a choral work? Music of the spheres, or something? I wandered to the door of The Shed and listened. The mysterious voice outside spake thus: "I said I'd meet you by them ol' sheds. It's bliddy freezin'. Whaddya mean you're gonna be late?!" I realised that I was close to an ecclesiastic moment...

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,249]

"I'm sweating in places I didn't think I even had.."

[DivineDefender1000 71,436]

"Good for now. Fractured my thumb on the mute but I think I made my point!"

[Tropical Melody 8,406]

"I was sitting back one day, thinking to myself, how could I possibly be MORE annoying? Bagpipes!!"

 

[Cyclone 1066 3,626]

"Wow! That is big!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,406]

After some experimentation with ballast, we settled on several 30-pound pails of cat litter. This both stabilized the rig and increased its curiosity quotient — while unloading 90 pounds of litter to make room for a passenger, one onlooker commented, "Man, you must have a cat that craps up the wall."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,500]

"They built the Great Library before me?! Bastards!"

[Tropical Melody 8,406]

"Maybe if you knock it over a few more times it will come apart by itself. That usually works for me..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"That actually reminds me of a real incident that happened once and it didn't involve T-Rex outfits because, y'know, reality is not that awesome." 

[Tropical Melody 8,406]

"Can I have an ice cream?"

"No."

"But he's going inside."

"Yeah but he's got money."

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,249]

*From yesterday* 

"I got rust in my shirt and it's pissing me off!" 

Not my words. 

[Odyssey 5,719]

"Go doot yourself."

[Tropical Melody 8,406]

"Good morning Internet! It is 7:30 in the morning, and today I shall be doing an 11 hours ride to Thailand. So let's go!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"The largest air force in the world is the U.S. Air Force. The second largest air force in the world is the U.S. Navy." 

[Tropical Melody 8,406]

"String is cheaper than brand new ladders"

 

[Tropical Melody 8,406]

And it went in without having to use a hammer!! We like that, don't we?

 

[Emerald Heart 25,312]

"YOU'RE GONNA KILL THE MOTHERFU****NG TURTLES!"