Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAID SNUGGLES ARE MANDATORY!"

[Samurai Equine 52,160]

♫ Slurry, slurry~ Don't be in a hurry.
Slurry, slurry~ I'm on the grand jury.
Slurry, slurry~ My dog is cute and furry. ♫
I'm losing my mind right now.
♫ Slurry, slurry~ Prepare to feel my fury.
Slurry, slurry~ It's okay, don't worry.
Slurry, slurry~ I want to eat some curry. ♫

[Randimaxis 8,654]

Hamburglar gave up crime; McDonald's burgers gave him ulcerative colitus and a spastic colon.

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"It's wet here." – "Yeah, that often happens with rain."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"It is uncanny, and I will show you. There's bondage, feet, schoolgirls, mummification, buried in sand, wigs, life draining, shrinking, muscles, skirts, sneezing, bondage, swimsuits, cross-dressing, sweating, face swap, covered in mud, covered in gum, brainwashing, wrestling, bondage, showering, transformation, furries, towels, head enlargement, rule 63, cheer-leading, entanglement, ripped clothes, weight gain, forced feeding, giant girls, tattoos, frozen, maid outfits, cat girl outfits, aging, bondage and shrinking clothes. So do you see where I'm coming from and why I'm suspicious?"

"That's almost exactly what I've been saying!" 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Men worked a lot to make those bananas bigger"

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears"

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,703]

"We're gonna send you an infusion of horny weebs."

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

"Fags [cigarrettes] make ye gey"

40 minutes ago, Ayyngel Dust said:

"Men worked a lot to make those bananas bigger"

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears"

25 minutes ago, Kyoshi said:

"We're gonna send you an infusion of horny weebs."

Thats just me on a daily basis   

[Samurai Equine 52,160]

Half cup of brown (sugar), full cup of soy (sauce).

[Here No Longer 5,276]

3 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

"We're gonna send you an infusion of horny furries."

Hey that's me...

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"I'm only here because you degenerates needed a leader." 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"I did once see a box on the screen that promised image resizing opportunities, but navigating back to it is another matter ..."

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I'm just trying to pet you and you got to have some sort of seizure on the floor"

[Samurai Equine 52,160]

Me: "Well, they messed up every food they brought out, even the bread. What else could they possibly mess up, the drinks?" 

Mother: "...The tea tastes bad." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"If you have to go to work hungover, wear a dress. People will think you look fancier than normal and won't notice how wrecked you look. Plus it's much easier to do than trying to match an outfit." 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I might be a $!_+ but I'm a modest $!_+"

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"Rome wasn't built in a day.

 

 

 

 

But it was burned in one." 

 

 

[Oblivion 20,268]

"Why is there a thuderstorm with snow????" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"This is a good teaching lesson. Imma tell you the most important thing that was ever told to me:

Make 'em say 'eughhhhhhhh'... " 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,779]

I hope Lord Buckethead is running for parliament in the election.

[Samurai Equine 52,160]

Ugh... I can't get the perspective right. Aww man, do I have to photograph it myself? I really don't wanna do that...

23 hours ago, Blivy said:

"Why is there a thuderstorm with snow????" 

Sounds like mother nature was feeling especially metal that day. 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"No! You wipe off as much as you can with the flannel first, then you blot yourself with the towel to finish."

"Really?? And there was me thinking that a towel was for drying yourself with."

 

[Samurai Equine 52,160]

OH! And and that's game set and match, ladies and gentlemen. The torrent STILL wins! Even after giving Mega a head-start, the torrent still wins! If the torrent had been delayed by an extra second or two; maybe, just MAYBE they would have finished together. Now obviously the torrent has an advantage downloading only the standard def version while Mega is downloading the high def version, so maybe things would be different if they were both downloading the same thing... But a race is a race, and there can be only one winner. The torrent is the champ, fair and square!

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"F***ing Martian Dog"

[ExplosionMare 18,079]

I swear to Celestia’s can of arsenal!