Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

Actually, a historical society has not been able to find a conclusive reason why out houses have a crescent moon shape on the door, but there have been tons of prevailing theories.

[Venomous 18,862]

“I don’t care if she needs an abortion. We could use that money to go to Six Flags!”

[Lord Valtasar 12,689]

"the shark is getting fat.. i'm worried about him" 
 

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

"Like my previous show was 'Swan', which was a one-woman production of Swan Lake, in an hour, in French – as you do..."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,592]

"Don't mind Phoebe. She lives on the table."

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

Don’t let me distract you with corn anymore

[Bastian 13,319]

You never remember that the Q is for passing turn and the A for changing color!

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

It still smells like garbage.

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

"Sexy cat?"

[Brony Number 42 10,057]

Hold on, you're about to get a little gay.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"All of your friends are dead, you can't help them"

[Denim&Venöm 18,550]

"Chemists are never happy unless something is burning." 

[Venomous 18,862]

“Welcome to the airport. We hope you like having your personal space invaded and being treated like a known criminal because that’s what we do here. Also, if you’re flying United Airlines, FUCK YOU. YOUR FLIGHT IS CANCELED AND I’M GLAD!”

[Oblivion 20,266]

34 minutes ago, Bakugou Is My Man ❤ said:

“Welcome to the airport. We hope you like having your personal space invaded and being treated like a known criminal because that’s what we do here. Also, if you’re flying United Airlines, FUCK YOU. YOUR FLIGHT IS CANCELED AND I’M GLAD!”

Don't worry, if I ever get my pilots license at any point in my life I shall fly people here wherever they wish to go! 

[ExplosionMare 18,060]

People who eat pineapples on pizza deserve to be alone

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

8 hours ago, Bakugou Is My Man ❤ said:

“Welcome to the airport. We hope you like having your personal space invaded and being treated like a known criminal because that’s what we do here. Also, if you’re flying United Airlines, FUCK YOU. YOUR FLIGHT IS CANCELED AND I’M GLAD!”

Never flown but I imagine that's what it's like. Bus or train can be bad enough but an airplane, you can't just get off. I've heard it described as like being sealed in a long metal tube with a bunch of assholes breathing in stale air and their BO and not enough room to move. And if anyone starts kicking off there's no escape.

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,550]

"Oh for fks sake. I'll see you tomorrow." 

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

Kids don't realize how easily they could make a scene or get someone in trouble just by crying or going to their parents. When I was a kid, whenever ANY adult changed the rules on me, I just accepted it. I basically said "I guess this is my life now". I didn't even realize I could ask my mother or any other adults if I should be going through this stuff or not.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Bananas are now at war with the chemists"

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

He liked the silences, the gaps between what had been and what was to come.

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,550]

"It was Cthulu Allspark.

Next!" 

[Samurai Equine 50,704]

Sayonara, HJU.

[Denim&Venöm 18,550]

"I'm just a stock image, dude. Why don't you think of something?" 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Their mindset is just having a big brain"

[Tropical Melody 5,954]

"Would you like a jelly baby?"