Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,310]

"If you don't know who they are, assume they can fire you until proven otherwise." 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"We don't have a cat, and our neighbour's cats are a bunch of neutered socialist liberal pansies"

 

[Pastel Heart 6,473]

"Would Bruce Lee defeat Chuck Norris or are they the same person?"

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Ma'am, does this belong to you?  *Holds up a cooler bag*

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Any fool can get to within a couple of kilometres of their destination, it's the last bit that is the hardest. After driving around for a while looking for the accommodations, nerves were a little tight. It was only supposed to be 600 feet from the plaza. We stopped in the plaza and were having, as a friend once described it, 'a vigorous domestic debate', when someone walked up..."

 

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Today is your birthday, so consider this your birthday meal. Don't even lift a finger, I'm making everything. 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"We're not going to read the manual, we're just going to push buttons"

 

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Oh, it's all withered and dying... 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"I got this from a company called All Balls Racing"

 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

ExplosionMare reacted with Pondering

Yes! Exactly!

 

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

He's been doing his own washing up and pulling the curtains properly. Even his bed was made neatly made. I think he might be sick.

[Emerald Heart 25,124]

"Ah! Ah! That poked me in the butt!"

[Crimson storm 1,863]

Oh sure that’s what parents really want with their food,  I cheaply  made trinket from China possibly filled with corona.

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

My kingdom for a dresser.

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Alright let's get professional on its ass! We'll run a tap thru it!"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

"I'm considering buying a sombrero with a 2 metre radius brim and adorning it with a curtain of dangling knives. That'll show the fucking space invaders."

[Tao 8,822]

(Uses a image to show how she feels)

 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"All things being equal, and nothing gone pear-shaped ..."

 

[ExplosionMare 21,024]

Move it, tree!

[Denim&Venöm 20,310]

"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?" 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

*explosions* ... "Ooh, ho-hoh! No more curried eggs for me!"

 

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Ah, the moral dilemma I now face...
I didn't want to make a purchase this soon, but now that I have options, I feel I must. On the one hand, if I wait long enough, a better option might be waiting for me. On the other hand, if I'm wrong and decide to wait anyways, I might end up losing the perfectly good option in front of me right now. Of course there's always the third choice, screw all the options and just get something else entirely. It's not like this is a life-or-death decision I am making.
*Sigh* Decisions, decisions... 

[Pandora 38,441]

“ I knew it .. “

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

"With the amount of stray hair that keeps appearing on the floors, I'm not sure whether to sweep them or shave them."

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

I keep dropping me nuts!