Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"This isn't deep at all, you're just showing us how we've created tinier, less impressive dinosaurs." 

[AppleButt 8,682]

“He’s a good blower.” 
 

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,210]

And of course the picture is upside down!

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

And today, I learned the difference between Many Worlds Theory and Multiverse Theory.

[Tropical Melody 7,362]

"This will really rip the fork out of your nightie"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"While you were wasting your time considering me a romantic option, I was studying the blade." 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

I now understand why people eat sandwiches with soup! It's a symbiotic relationship! 

[ExplosionMare 20,927]

11 hours ago, Samurai Equine 🔥🔥 said:

I now understand why people eat sandwiches with soup! It's a symbiotic relationship! 

It is a pretty good combination 

[Lulaypp 2,556]

You are supposed to be milk powder not milk solids!

But powder is solid.

Shhhh.... You're eavesdropping. And that should be illegal.

Edited May 22, 2020 by Lulaypp

[Tropical Melody 7,362]

12 hours ago, Samurai Equine 🔥🔥 said:

I now understand why people eat sandwiches with soup! It's a symbiotic relationship! 

 

1 hour ago, ExplosionMare said:

It is a pretty good combination 

Years ago there was a TV advert where a guy on a boat (fishing trawler I think) was offered a mug of soup with a Mars Bar

 

On 5/21/2020 at 12:58 PM, Tropical Melody said:

"This will really rip the fork out of your nightie"

 

ExplosionMare reacted with *pondering*, yes that was my response exactly

 

[Cagey 4,257]

“Cagey, we could be teachers together! I could be good cop and you could be bad cop!”

“Great, except for the fact that no one would hire us.”

[Moondrop 💧 744]

"But I haven't puked since"

[Tropical Melody 7,362]

Which reminds me of:

"It's not his fault he's got a weak stomach"

"I'm throwing it as far as I can!"

 

[TotallyNotNyx 15,571]

"Is life worth living"

[Treeglow Flicker 14,210]

"You know what? I'm just not surprised anymore."

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

3 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

 

Years ago there was a TV advert where a guy on a boat (fishing trawler I think) was offered a mug of soup with a Mars Bar

 

I request to see this commercial.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,664]

"No thanks, I like my blood vessels."

"My blood vessels are cursed."

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"I found your kendo stick, bitch!" 

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"He wants to force his mental pictures on you, while you're sleeping"

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"Unhand me, you egg sucking, lily livered, jive-talking wackadoo. Foul villain! Curr! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly mother fcker, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-O!" 

[Cagey 4,257]

(Gestures wildly) “My brain bad!”

[OptimisticNeighsayer 479]

“You have a Giant Card?”

(Yeah, my day was boring.)

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

Please, no backseat painting.

[Tropical Melody 7,362]

"Well come on! I tap, you do things, that's the arrangement!" *talking to my phone*

 

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,210]

"Well at least you're not living in a country that is currently in the horrid grasp of a Mekon and a Vogon."