Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Northern Star 1,024]

"Being a troll here is legal, it'll give the Highway Patrol man a headache explaining it to him, but it's legal."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"This one; needs to jump off a f-ing cliff, slam into the water at a hundred miles an hour, like it does with your character in the actual damn game, breaking every bone in its body, so that it sinks down to the bottom of the ocean as this formless jelly blob, unable to swim its way back to the surface. And there at the bottom of the ocean, as deep as it will go, it will be its final resting place, and the world will be a better place for it! Fuck this game!"

[Oleks 1,993]

"Dead people don't have toothaches."

[Ragland Tiger 3,417]

"One minute, I'm electric sliding with the un-dead, and the next -- Ugh!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,217]

"He can be gay. It's the crack head thing I'm worried about." 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"GoPro going for a swim in 3, 2, 1 ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,217]

"Jesus fking Christ! Why does it have spikes!?" 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"I'd be up for that if it was a Sunday and the planets are in line..."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,080]

“Sometimes you gotta go down the stairs to go up the stairs”

[ExplosionMare 18,080]

It just keeps growing and growing!

[Northern Star 1,024]

Well they can be there for something like 12 years so...

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"I don't like it in all of my nooks and crannies"

 

[Quinch 1,120]

Puddles bounced over to the booth's lone occupant like a foal who had tied up her parents and was making a show of raiding the cookie jar right in front of their faces.

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"Why is we all so ignorant?"

"'Cause we ain't got no schoolin'. AND IT'S ALL 'CAUSE OF THAT DADBLAME DOUG FUNNIE!"

Edited February 3, 2022 by Even Evil Has Standards

[Ragland Tiger 3,417]

"I don’t know why everyone has to be so angry. I meet lots of people and so many of them just want to live in peace with everyone. Peace out"  --Bob Saget

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"OK I need to heatshrink the butt connectors first then I can heatshrink the heatshrink. I have to heatshrink the butt connectors without heatshrinking the heatshrink first, so I can fit the heatshrink over the heatshrink. It's a highly technical process. Using heat."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,217]

"Well well well, if it isn't MasterChief stealing my intellectual property." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"They got rid of The Joker, 'cause they didn't want to see Jared Leto anymore."

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"You're in Texas, girl, we fry everything."

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"And the appropriate torque setting is, one grunt – OK that was an extended grunt ..."

 

[Northern Star 1,024]

Hey we're back from vaca-why is your uncle's van in the living room?!

[Denim&Venöm 19,217]

"Homosexuals can be exchanged for goods and services." 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Yes but how much? Why won't it let me scroll down... scroll down! I'm trying to scroll down, you're not listening, oh here we go. How much is it? Top features... right great, yeah yeah yeah, great ... how much is it? Right - how much? Two seats, ooh it's got two seats? Ooh, colours and specs. Yes but how much? I didn't see what it said, how much. How much!? It's got low compression actually I just noticed. Yeah great... no I don't want to play ... ah there we are!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,217]

🎶 DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!

O'ER THE TRACKS WE GO! THICC SNOW I WILL SPRAY!

YOU ARE RECORDING, WHEN YOU SHOULD GO HIDE!

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO- OH MY GOD IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO THEIR EYES!

OH, AMTRAK TRAIN, AMTRAK TRAIN, YOU FUCKED UP MY WHOLE DAY!

YOU WRECKED MY SHIT WITH SNOW AND ICE AND THEN JUST DROVE AWAY!🎶

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"What we got here? 'Instructions for use – shake it for three minutes until all your balls can be heard' ..."