Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Ragland Tiger 3,358]

"I don’t know why everyone has to be so angry. I meet lots of people and so many of them just want to live in peace with everyone. Peace out"  --Bob Saget

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"OK I need to heatshrink the butt connectors first then I can heatshrink the heatshrink. I have to heatshrink the butt connectors without heatshrinking the heatshrink first, so I can fit the heatshrink over the heatshrink. It's a highly technical process. Using heat."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,068]

"Well well well, if it isn't MasterChief stealing my intellectual property." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"They got rid of The Joker, 'cause they didn't want to see Jared Leto anymore."

[Emerald Heart 24,812]

"You're in Texas, girl, we fry everything."

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"And the appropriate torque setting is, one grunt – OK that was an extended grunt ..."

 

[Northern Star 1,023]

Hey we're back from vaca-why is your uncle's van in the living room?!

[Denim&Venöm 18,068]

"Homosexuals can be exchanged for goods and services." 

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"Yes but how much? Why won't it let me scroll down... scroll down! I'm trying to scroll down, you're not listening, oh here we go. How much is it? Top features... right great, yeah yeah yeah, great ... how much is it? Right - how much? Two seats, ooh it's got two seats? Ooh, colours and specs. Yes but how much? I didn't see what it said, how much. How much!? It's got low compression actually I just noticed. Yeah great... no I don't want to play ... ah there we are!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,068]

🎶 DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!

O'ER THE TRACKS WE GO! THICC SNOW I WILL SPRAY!

YOU ARE RECORDING, WHEN YOU SHOULD GO HIDE!

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO- OH MY GOD IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO THEIR EYES!

OH, AMTRAK TRAIN, AMTRAK TRAIN, YOU FUCKED UP MY WHOLE DAY!

YOU WRECKED MY SHIT WITH SNOW AND ICE AND THEN JUST DROVE AWAY!🎶

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"What we got here? 'Instructions for use – shake it for three minutes until all your balls can be heard' ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,068]

"Is this gonna be 2022 or 2020 II?" 

[Ragland Tiger 3,358]

“Trying to get yourself out of poverty in this country is like trying to fix a scratch on your car by repainting it with a rake”

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"Like I've said before, we make a plan, so that we have something to deviate from."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,058]

“Solve this puzzle? What is this, Undertale?!”

[Northern Star 1,023]

No its Wheel of Fortune

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"Its only use is converting Diesel into noise, but it is quite efficient at it"

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"Yep it's a little weird, operating with someone else's tool, but we gotta do what we gotta do"

 

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"OK so phoning a friend yields an answer – 75-90 ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,068]

"Both men and women have gonads." 

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"Should have used lubricant ... if that will go in there without tearing the boot ... I think it will ... yeah! Oh yeah that's nice ... not too far in ... diggity!"

Spoiler

Context: using a steering ball joint removal tool on a car. And you thought it was rude

 

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"The laws of physics are displeasing me ..."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Shut your mouth, petulant child, you're very rude."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Alternative title: homeless man wanders into kitchen and burns all the food."

[Tropical Melody 5,776]

"Oh look! The rear left wheel is going a 157 miles per hour"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,058]

“Holy shift, look at the asymptote on that mother function”