Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"In modern rom-com context, that'd be like if the asshole boss shot the gay best friend halfway through the movie." 

[ExplosionMare 18,067]

She’s going to kill me. I’m so excited!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Then it's a group hug in the shower."

[Sparklefan1234 171,784]

"I don't know where I'd be if it weren't for @ChB. Hey, that rhymed!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"Spoiler alert! We did not use extension cords!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"Specifically America, Australia, Brazil, Britain, Canada and Thailand. Rest of Europe, make no mistake. We're still fucked."

[ExplosionMare 18,067]

I saw his legs!!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"What an interesting fetish. This dude gets off to uploading It Takes a Thief."

[Windy Breeze 15,190]

A page a day keeps the bookworms away.

Edited February 2, 2021 by Windy Breeze

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"This has been posted before and I still don't get it."

"It means she's saying their relationship ain't working. He assumes she's talking about the bike."

"Ah well there you go ... you lost me at 'relationship' ..."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"We're hauling ass, we're hauling ass, we're wearing work gloves"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

Your mystification is understandable.

Today's -

"Ooo! That's not good. Why does stuff grow in a coffee mug? And why is it hairy?"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"It's horribly authentic!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"I don't care if that's a joke. I'm ordering it now." 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Aliens are shooting lasers into black holes to time travel.

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"Look, I throughly believe that inside of you there are two wolves. One is gay and the other is a depressed cat." 

[Northern Star 1,024]

Take a horse, paint it red, paint its mane white and trim it, then paint its belly, bottom of neck and face white, give it horns and an obsession with 5 gallon buckets and you get that, but not a horse.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,308]

"I never said you couldn't watch the game. I just said I wasn't going to watch!"

 

Just a mild little difference of opinion.

 

Edited February 7, 2021 by cuteycindyhoney

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"I'm not Phestus with a P-H!" 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Is that my zombie?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"This narrator is going to Hell...
...Where I'll be waiting for him."

[Cagey 4,248]

“Shhh, I’m stalking an elusive parking space.”

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"And how's South Australia in January, May? Did you drink your own piss yet?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

 

"Why do metal singers scream so much?"

 

"So I don't have to."

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

I've squandered my taste equity.