Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

Mom: "And they're from Canada."

Me: "... And?"

Mom: "That’s where all the worst music comes from."

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"Being a demon and being Canadian, I totally approve of this!" 

[ExplosionMare 18,067]

My integrity is still intact!

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"That's why Ned Altman is trying to build a woman for himself out of dust and garbage."
"God made Adam out of less."
"Ned Altman isn't God."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

On 2021-06-25 at 2:09 PM, Denim&Venöm said:

"Dysfunctional adopted family of bisexual disaster kleptomaniacs set everything on fire while drunk and flirt with anything vaguely humanoid." 

Drawn Together?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Honorable mention goes to Azurill, who does nothing but sit on his fat nuts all day."

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

3 hours ago, Peter Pancreas said:

Drawn Together?

Now that would be telling. 

But it's actually most DnD campaigns. 

[Cagey 4,248]

“I can only do three voices, and they’re all ponies. They’re all ponies!”

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

2 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said:

Now that would be telling. 

But it's actually most DnD campaigns. 

That seems accurate, but I feel that also applies to most RPGs. Especially Skyrim.

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"Perhaps it was performance enhancing devil lettuce?"

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"Many have tried to pull this spatula from this ancient grease, and all have failed"

Then later:

"Your friend's arrogance will cost you dearly"

 

[Sparklefan1234 171,780]

Oh! Twilight is having Fluttershy's baby. 

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"You know crabs? How come those fuckers just walk around sideways anyway what God have they angered to be cursed with the way they have to walk?"

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"Maybe I'll have to go down that gym - cook some K off there - I'll try that running machine out, while I eat a Big Mac. Yeah. That's exercise"

 

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"That was eve[r]ybody's fault but mine!"

Edited July 23, 2021 by Anti-Villain

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"Y'all, please pray for my homie, GoldThroattm"

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"Can't have snowflakes on this fucking channel. Absolutely not."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"But, I'm having a bit of a tidy up first, 'cause I want to pull Brian's head off"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Here's a bunch of angry white people who have been told that they have to sit through a Madea movie."

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

Maybe I ought to mention that Brian is a machine.

 

 

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"Ah, beautiful springtime – a time of fun and frolic for most – but not for this poor slob ..."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"There are references to the Buttercream gang in other Feature Films for Families movies"...

You mean to tell me there's an FFF cinematic universe?!"

[Tropical Melody 6,357]

"I must be the only person to crash in a conservatory, twice"

 

[Quinch 1,120]

No creature ever threatens humanity once it acquires lederhosen and an accordion.

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

"Fuckers took Corsica. Can’t have shit in the Mediterranean."