Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Jordan D 149]

"Seriously Teletubbies was my introduction to Post-Apoclyptic storytelling"

[Denim&Venöm 18,706]

"The sky is missing some pixels."

"Um, I think that's a stealth bomber." 

And

"If you can name five Kardashians but don't know the name of the first human to strap himself to a giant ass missile and get shot into space and make it back alive, it doesn't make you a bad person, but you should probably reevaluate your internet and reading habits." 

And

"Life is just a hallucination caused by breathing oxygen, because when you stop breathing it, everything goes away." 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Every Sesame Street character combined into one dog"

[Prospekt 11,018]

"I want a pika."

[Arkadios 91]

“We are now deep inside Jordan.”

*giggle*

On 11/9/2018 at 8:19 PM, Denim&Venom said:

"The sky is missing some pixels."

"Um, I think that's a stealth bomber." 

And

"If you can name five Kardashians but don't know the name of the first human to strap himself to a giant ass missile and get shot into space and make it back alive, it doesn't make you a bad person, but you should probably reevaluate your internet and reading habits." 

And

"Life is just a hallucination caused by breathing oxygen, because when you stop breathing it, everything goes away." 

Those look like XKCD quotes.

[Denim&Venöm 18,706]

4 hours ago, Arkadios said:

“We are now deep inside Jordan.”

*giggle*

Those look like XKCD quotes.

What are those?

[Arkadios 91]

31 minutes ago, Denim&Venom said:

What are those?

XKCD is a webcomic.

[Cash In 22,216]

''I'm going to have to punch you, aren't I?''

Edited August 4, 2019 by Cash In

[Denim&Venöm 18,706]

"I'm not sure if you've noticed, but you've still got a long que out there you dumbass." 

[thepissman 76]

“My [dark as hell] pants are brighter than my future.”

[Tropical Melody 6,046]

All tribal myths are true, for a given value of 'true'.

 

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"After all, if you stare into the abyss long enough, sometimes the abyss stares back. And then, like, eats a bagel or something, I don't know; I'm not a poet."

[Prospekt 11,018]

Person sitting nearby at dinner: "Yee is a yeehaw. Yo-yo yee. Yo-yo yeehaw. Yee yee. Yeehaw. Yee yee. Yeehaw. Yee yeehaw."

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

“T-Pain’s real name: Tylenol Pain Reliever”

[Denim&Venöm 18,706]

"I still recall the conversation between characters regarding just how difficult it would be for a mage with transmutation spells to create refined uranium for a nuke...."

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

"Did you remember to pick up Swiffer pads?"

 

(He did! LOL!)

[Tropical Melody 6,046]

Did Shakespeare ever use the word "car" ?

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

"Wouldn't it be a fun story to tell your kid they were conceived on a tractor?" 

Edited November 15, 2018 by Lucky Bolt

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

"Oh, I'm not going to the gym to work out. I'm going to look at ass and watch TV."

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

NATURE HAS FARTED IN MY FACE ONCE AGAIN!!!! WHY OH WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!?

[Lulaypp 2,555]

" Kid! What in the whole wide fluffy world are you trying to do? It sound like you were running in the room"

[Guest]

 

Spoiler

 

Edited November 15, 2018 by Gone Airbourne

[Denim&Venöm 18,706]

"Hope makes the symptoms worse." 

[Prospekt 11,018]

"Spam is the enemy of the people."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Oh yah, chico!"