Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"If you want sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis"

 

[Prometheus 3,038]

"Technically nothing is on fire, fire is on things." 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

"Fred, look alive!"
"Of course!"

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

[image] Tonight: singles mixer - Tomorrow: finding Christ using just some paint and an old sock

 

[Tao 7,544]

"So anyone know why the cat keeps staring at me and plotting my doom?"

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"You just, er, carry a picture of a diseased prostate around with ya?"

"You never know when it's going to come up in conversation."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"I am so sticky and in so much pain!" 

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

"Wait... is it Tuesday today?"

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"And the winner is - Loctite, by one kitten. It took the weight of six kittens in a sack to move the Loctited nut, and only five kittens in a sack to move the nut treated with the A43 thread sealant."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

A picture is worth a thousand words. 

This one has 10.

 

[Castle Bleck 19,329]

"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes."

Edited June 12, 2019 by Anti-Villain

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"Oh look, they're both kicking him. That's great!" 

[Sherem 4,807]

"CAN YOU NOT SEE ME??!!"

[Castle Bleck 19,329]

"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

*laughing* "The blood of your child is on my face!"

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"You have led a horrifying life"

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"What time is it?"

"It's 2:45" (in the afternoon)

"That's SO early!"

[Denim&Venöm 18,717]

"I will destroy the darkness lingering your soul by letting you fluff my tail." 

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

"You know, this job would be great if it weren't for the stupid fucking customers."

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"We're going to start listening to music through waves going through the water, not the air!"

[Cash In 22,221]

"Why is there a bread man in my cell?"

[Prospekt 11,018]

"Remember, you need a spoon and deez nuts."

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Will Smith Fish is best fish.

I bet he tastes delicious. 

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"Is he a relation of yours?"

"No. But we both go out with the same girl."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,619]

"When the day comes where I snap and I tear down reality's fourth wall, I'm going to be very disappointed if the only thing I find are a bunch of mice working switches and levers."