Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Here No Longer 5,290]

"The idea for ripples in quantum theory came from the ripples in Einstein's sack"

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,616]

"WE GOT A PEPPER BAR!"

[Denim&Venöm 21,516]

"Cut out a man's tongue and you don't prove him a liar, only that you're afraid of what he has to say."

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I just watched an owl meow like a cat; what am I doing with my life?

[Denim&Venöm 21,516]

"If you're Evil, you're kinda seizing the means of production here." 

[Oblivion 20,283]

Gota great one! "Lil bit slippery down there if i do say so myself"

[Splashee 28,603]

16 minutes ago, Blivy said:

Gota great one! "Lil bit slippery down there if i do say so myself"

In what accent? (British?)

[Lucky Bolt 35,254]

"I'mma just stick this ice cube up my butt"

[Oblivion 20,283]

4 hours ago, Lucky Bat said:

"I'mma just stick this ice cube up my butt"

I can literally think of no context for that, like at ALL!

On 10/7/2019 at 8:28 AM, Tropical Melody said:

"I hope you realize that your life isn't worth a bootful of warm piss"

 

LMAO sounds like something my friend from Canada would casually say! 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,342]

"I forgot the stupid tomatoes again!"

[Samurai Equine 57,554]

I recently learned something about trials covered by the media. It really doesn't matter what emotion you display, if you're the defense, the media will make you look bad regardless.

[Lucky Bolt 35,254]

8 hours ago, Blivy said:

I can literally think of no context for that, like at ALL!

My coworkers are a bunch of clowns 

[Denim&Venöm 21,516]

“The only thing better than doing the right thing, is having a paper trail of doing the right thing.”

[ExplosionMare 27,314]

Sometimes it just gets a little stuck.

[Denim&Venöm 21,516]

"I believe it was Copernicus who once said 'When it comes to mixed martial arts, wrestling is the ultimate mother fker.' "

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

My go-to statement for Sandbar is "Sandbar is short for Sandra Barbara." Help.

[Denim&Venöm 21,516]

"He's running? Oh I better follow him!" 

 "Oh st! She's chasing me!" 

[Samurai Equine 57,554]

Good meat and good broccoli!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I just remembered that Rarity Icarus'd herself.

[Tropical Melody 8,572]

"There are other sites where the members all swear like drunken sailors (my apologies to drunken sailors everywhere)"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,516]

“Now,” she whispered huskily, “We break in to Sunset's apartment.”

[Samurai Equine 57,554]

I think this year really breaks the record of people wishing me a happy birthday. I feel so loved! 

[Denim&Venöm 21,516]

“We’re in this line, lined up like ants. Would you? Could you? Drop your pants?"

[Denim&Venöm 21,516]

"You have 5 dogs and someone wants 2 of them. How many dogs do you have left?

"5." 

"OK. Let's say someone forcefully takes 2 dogs. What do you have now?" 

"5 dogs and food for a week." 

 

 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

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