Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

"Do you have a sister?" 

"Yeah why?" 

"You look like someone I know...also kinda cute." 

[TheRockARooster 47,298]

“You’re so full of crap that your eyes are turning brown.”

 

On 9/23/2019 at 6:16 AM, Lucky Bolt said:

“She’s got one hell of a sugar shaker that’s for damn sure.” 

I’m really curious to know, what’s a sugar shaker mean besides something for shaking sugar?

[Randimaxis 8,633]

"Don't you stifle my creativity - I have a degree in WTF, and I plan to use it all over the front yard!"

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

6 hours ago, TheRockARooster said:

I’m really curious to know, what’s a sugar shaker mean besides something for shaking sugar?

According to Urban Dictionary, a cute female ass

(Yes I had to look it up!)

 

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Nine out of ten scientists agree. The other is busy knocking things off a desk for no good reason."

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

39 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

According to Urban Dictionary, a cute female ass

(Yes I had to look it up!)

 

Does it bring all the boys to the yard?

[Samurai Equine 45,889]

The weird part is, despite all this bad stuff happening, it played out like a romantic drama. I was only there to be the comedy relief, I guess.

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

"God may judge you, but remember that his sins outnumber your own."

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

"Biting testicles should always be the last resort."

 

16 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

23 hours ago, TheRockARooster said:

I’m really curious to know, what’s a sugar shaker mean besides something for shaking sugar?

According to Urban Dictionary, a cute female ass

(Yes I had to look it up!)

I admit, I didn't know what it was either, I guess some people just really like donkeys.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 25, 2019 by TigerGeekGuy

[Emerald Heart 24,583]

Me: "I'm still stuck on "Fart in a spacesuit.""

Teacher: "Have I made your day, Olivia?"

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"This man's using Gucci smart socks!" 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

"That's why there's this thing called birth control."

[Samurai Equine 45,889]

Usually, art depicts something fantastical and crazy that would never, or should never, happen in real life. Yet if we see it enough, there are times when life imitates the crazy art. And from there, art will imitate life, becoming even crazier! And at some point, you have to wonder, who's imitating who?

Edited September 26, 2019 by Samurai Equine

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

"When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!"

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"Here kid, have a roll of Air Conditioning Pair Coil 1/4'x 3/8' 410A 20m Polyethylene UV protected insulated Copper heat resistant to 120 C°. You're destined to do great things." 

[hush 3]

"just because I kidnapped someone, it doesn't mean I'm a terrorist"

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"Also, Fred likes Goth girls. That's the kind of character development I needed." 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

"Oh...oh my. I won't ask what's happening in here." 

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

This commercial has so many things wrong with it regardless of context.

[Altastrofae 933]

"...which would be worse? Saying I want to cosplay as a boy dressed like a girl, or lying by saying he actually is a girl?" 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,023]

"It's a video of the west country comedian, Jethro, which has been signed by Bono."

[Samurai Equine 45,889]

Forget what you know about multiverse theory, time travel, quantum physics, all of that! It doesn't matter because it's all equally valid. You can have all the different possibilities and iterations, and they all exist equally at the same time. Whichever interpretation is most convenient.

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Bleughghfhghfh!! I’m high on coke!!

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"No explanation is necessary. I demand, you comply."

 

[hush 3]

"Ahegao ponies. We have to get more ahegao ponies."