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8-30-20

 

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@Sparklefan1234 would be either Pinkie Pie or Rarity.

 

Thank You, @Prospekt. Being compared to my Best Friend Sparklefan is the greatest compliment I have *ever* received. 

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9-3-20

Reading my new book "Daring Do and the Empire of the Cubic Zirconia Tibia". 

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9-11-20

@Denim&Venöm

 

"AJ Styles" is what would happen if Applejack & Rarity went on a date. 

That's not funny, Pinkie Pie. 

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9-19-20

@Rikifive

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There was an update for "samsung magician" and moments after one of my hard drives have been erased from existence. very suspicious. 

 

 

Trixie. 

Why does everypony *always* assume Trixie is behind something *just* because they see the word "magician"? 

[Rikifive 24,126]

I didn't assume that, so it's not "everypony". 

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9-25-20

*Singing* "I'm an awesome opossum! Watch out for me 'cause I'm a pony with a rainbow mane!" 

               "Those aren't the lyrics." 

 

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9-27-20

"If saying "good luck" is bad luck then I might have just jinxed @ShadOBabe." 

"I think that's just a theater superstition." 

"Oh." 

Edited September 28, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

i mean... still sounds better than "break a leg"

 

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9-30-20

I am making this post so that @TotallyNyx will be able to see Sparklefan's spooky Nightmare Night signature. 

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Woah! Rapunzel, why you do this to yourself? D:

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25 minutes ago, TotallyNyx said:

Woah! Rapunzel, why you do this to yourself? D:

 

It's my "Dark Side" *Breaths like Darth Vader* *Cough* *Cough* I think I just swallowed a bug! 

Edited October 1, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

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10-2-20

@TotallyNyx has informed me that Nyx would like to be "herself" for Nightmare Night. 

*Sniffles* That...Is...So...Precious. 

Edited October 3, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

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@ChB

10-7-20

 

In which, "Who's on first?" is introduced to Equestria:

 

I've gotta remember that @TotallyNyx is a mod not a Maud. 

What? 

Huh? 

You said my name. 

Well, yes but I wasn't talking to you specifically. 

But you said to remember "Maud", have you forgotten my name again?  

No, you're not understanding. A "mod" is... 

 

Some say this conversation is still going on. 

 

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10-29-20

I bet you ten bits you can't go one day without mentioning @Lucky Bolt. 

I accept your challenge. 

*Fails a short time later* 

And just like that Rainbow Dash won ten bits. 

Edited October 29, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

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10-31-20

My *Mumbling* birthday went off without a hitch as they say, and now it is time for- 

The BIG Nightmare Night party in Ponyville town square!

Yeehaw! 

Aww, yeah! Fright night! 

*Shakily* Yuh-yuh...Yay! 

I am clearly outside @Twilight Luna, where else would I be? 

I'm a dragon! 

Edited October 31, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

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In the library, reading. 

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2 hours ago, Twilight Luna said:

In the library, reading. 

 

I *should* be in the library reading but I am the Grand Mareshal of this years Nightmare Night parade. 

Edited November 1, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

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@Totally Nyx

11-15-20

 

*Looks at avatar, noticing November is almost over* 

 

Nyx must *love* her witch hat. I bet it was a special gift from her good friend Rarity. 

 

"It was. I am elated that Princess Nyxie-Pixie adores it so much." 

Edited November 15, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

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12-4-20

 

Applejack: Fine. Now you know. 

Twilight Sparkle: Know what? 

Applejack: Well, just look! 

Twilight Sparkle: I am. You won an amazing number of ribbons, just like Miss Jubilee said! 

Applejack: Don't you get it? There's every color of ribbon down there. Every color... but... blue. I came in fourth, third, even second, but I didn't win one first prize, and I certainly didn't win any prize money. 

Rainbow Dash: But the telegram said you were gonna send money. 

Applejack: That's why I came here. I wanted to earn some money. After that big old send off Ponyville gave me, I just didn't have the nerve to come home empty-hooved. I couldn't come home a failure. 

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, you're not a failure. 

Rainbow Dash: And we're your friends! We don't care if you came in fiftieth place! You're still number one in our books. 

Applejack: So... you're not upset or disappointed? 

Pinkie Pie: Yes! You are a disgrace to the name Apple Pie! Now, turn in your clodhoppers!  

Applejack: That wasn't in the script. 

Edited December 4, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

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12-16-20

"THE END OF DAYS IS GETTING CLOSER!" 

*Sighs* "That's called a "sunset", Pinkie Pie." 

Edited December 21, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

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12-28-20

"How Lyra, Nyx and Roseluck *is* @Totally Lyra anyway?" 

 

"If I told you, Sweetie Drops would have to-" 

 

"BUY YOU A CUPCAKE!?"  /

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12-30-20

"@Tacodidra gave me a hug and called me best pony." 

"That's good." 

"But he did *not* give me a taco!" 

"Ooh, that's bad." 

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1-21-21

 

@ChB I have a sudden urge to wring a sponge. 

[ChB 18,550]

13 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

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@ChB I have a sudden urge to wring a sponge. 

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14 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

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@ChB I have a sudden urge to wring a sponge. 

 

21 minutes ago, ChB said:

 

Uh...That wouldn't be a good thing.