Is pizza a vegetable?

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Little does everyone know that pizza's one of the healthiest things Americans eat.

 

Wat...

[Knight Shadrahk 159]

...No.

[Strafe 596]

Wat...

 

Get it because they don't eat healthy foods.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE

 

...I'll stop now.

[Nightmare_Moon 6]

I put yes XD

[Marshmallow 1,137]

I voted "yes" because America makes me lol

[Kaborer 164]

"The noun vegetable means an edible plant or part of a plant, but usually excludes seeds and most sweet fruit." Pizza is not a vegetable...

[Emerald Flame 381]

Yep. I just finished planting my pizza seeds, can't wait for this years harvest!

[Marshmallow 1,137]

>Kids don't eat enough vegetables.

>Make fast food a vegetable

>Problem solved

 

Gotta love the American governement's logic http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

[Legendary Emerald 622]

If pizza is a vegetable, then hamburgers are salads.

 

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,893]

Declaring pizza a vegetable helps America feel good about itself.

 

Soon we shall call sleeping an intense form of aerobic exercise.

[ScottishUnicorn 285]

*Conspiracy time* The American government proclaimed that tomatoes (which are actually fruit) to make sure they don't have to change the current diet of young students which would take up funds.

[Shadow Stallion 436]

Sometimes I am embarrassed to live in a country with so many obese people.

Usually, obese people say "my metabolism is slow", and I can understand that may be the case for some people.

 

There was this kid in my elementary school, she was very overweight (I'm not trying to be mean to anyone here).

She literally went out to eat 5 out of 7 days a week. She said her metabolism was slow.

 

Really?

 

I know there's a lot of people who eat fast food a LOT, which is disgusting.

These people make America look bad.

It's quite embarrassing, you wouldn't believe how many times I went to play a game online,

and when people saw I was from America, they accused me of being a fat, lazy asshole.

 

Luckily, I am blessed with high metabolism, but I really only eat fast food about

5 times a year.

 

I hope I didn't offend anyone; I was just stating my feelings about the "overweight issue" going on.

[Marshmallow 1,137]

*Conspiracy time* The American government proclaimed that tomatoes (which are actually fruit) to make sure they don't have to change the current diet of young students which would take up funds.

 

Just to make it clear, one thing CAN be both a fruit and a vegetable.

Fruits and vegetables are not opposites. The word "fruit" refers to the ovary of a plant which contains the seeds. "Vegetable" simply refers to a plant that is cultivated for its edible part, whether it's the root, the stem, the fruit, etc.

 

So by definition tomatoes are both fruits and vegetables since they are the seed-bearing part of the tomato plant and they are cultivated. So are cucumbers, and apples, and any other fruit that is cultivated.

However, carrots, onions, beets, potatoes, etc. are only vegetables since they don't have seeds.

Edited February 20, 2012 by Marshmallow

[Queen Cassie 3,058]

This decision was essentially prompted as a result of Congressional laws being passed to try and make the diets of students in public schools healthier. The various food lobbies lobbyed against it and this compromise resulted, where the actual food being served in the schools barely changes at all because of changes to the legal definition that allows for things like pizza to still be served in massive quantities, instead of healthier foods.

[Jay6 29]

I think the US Congress is a vegetable. They also wanted SOPA to pass because they were being paid to make it pass. Therefore, they're vegetables.

[Starshine 16,335]

By this logic, we could say a chilly sauce is a paint-remover

 

It's just the higher-ups being silly, you can't criminalize an entire country just because of it

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

7 people know what's up.

[Smokin'HotRarity 182]

eating meat makes you fat

[Starshine 16,335]

eating meat makes you fat

 

Explain this

 

Tales of a fat vegetarian

[DokiNaku 31]

I wish.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,327]

The only pizza I ever eat is Mushroom, Green Peppers, and Onion. That is pizza Nirvana for me! I can't stand when people add those greasy red disks! I do like meat, but pepperoni is disgusting!

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

makes perfect sense...he was bullied in school for being an otaku, speaking broken english and watched too many reruns of dark knight. next his teacher asked him to do something and he wrote "shit" instead due to being in a bad mood because of the bullying. next he sucks at english so he has to steal someone else's homework and gets caught. then he goes to an anime convention because he is an otaku. then he starts smoking cigs grows a beard and becomes a serial killer.

 

Wrong! He never said he was one, only that people thought he was. But I admire your tenacity and power of understanding, sir. I challenge you to make sense of the next one (warning NSFW reading):

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocJHZL45a8s

 

 

On Pizza,

No, it is not a vegetable.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,327]

Wrong! He never said he was one, only that people thought he was. But I admire your tenacity and power of understanding, sir. I challenge you to make sense of the next one (warning NSFW reading):

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ocJHZL45a8s

 

 

On Pizza,

No, it is not a vegetable.

 

I'm sorry, but was I supposed to be laughing when I watched that? I've written some vore/guro stuff, but for some reason the way this guy is reading makes it funny!

[Vicke 3,189]

There is a pizza growing out if the little tree i planted!

And its a Kebab pizza with meat and garlic sauce on it.

Cant wait until its a fully grown pizza.

 

Problem, logic?

Edited February 21, 2012 by Vicke

[Akemi Homura 7,682]

Pizza = vegetable

Vegetables are on pizzas, which is a vegetable...