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  1. ComradeUncleJoe
    Banned for not enough Luna
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    Yes, because Luna
  3. ComradeUncleJoe
    Graah! Links! so many links!!!! Final Verdict: 10/10
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    90 million/10...wait...I mean 9/10. Looks cool bro
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    I really hope you can make something out of this. I hope your parents back off and let you be who you are. Honestly, they're being retarded assholes. It seems to me, it's going to come down to you just becoming a closet brony until you move out. (That's how I am with mlp and my religious beliefs) then if you want, once you no longer rely on them, tell them everything that they put you through and how much it angered you. Don't hold back, give them hell for putting you through hell. Now, this is only if you feel you should confront them about it. Anyways, I really hope things work out for you man. Good Luck and Godspeed soldier.
  6. ComradeUncleJoe
    Riddle me this batman! If me and my R63 self had sex, would it be masturbation or just incest? If you had children, what are the odds of developing birth defects? If it was human me x pony me, would that be bestiality? If one was asleep and the other had sex with them while they were asleep, would that be rape? Would the courts allow you to marry yourself? The answers are....Both, probably high, yes, probably, no... In other news, I'd rather not date myself, that'd be awkward because I know how messed up in the head I am.
  7. ComradeUncleJoe
    This is my OC Strawberry Swirl. She's not the smartest, but she's strong, compassionate, innocent, and driven to do better in everything she does. She works hard and is easily trusts ponies. She's a bit naive, but it usually doesn't get her in trouble. Sometimes her hot-headedness get her in trouble, but she always manages to get out, usually with the help of her friends. She works at a soda-fountain run by her dad. I figured, all my video game characters are girls so why not my OC?
  8. ComradeUncleJoe
    I don't remember exactly when, it was sometime mid-season 1. A guy I knew (brony) sent me pictures over facebook of pony porn. I was all like "da fuq?", it was funny because I was so confused and he'd swear up and down it wasn't pony porn just something innocent like puppies. He'd claim it was me who was being weird and perverted. Then a really close friend sent me a link to Flutterguy singing Evil Enchantress and I was like "Whoa...that's cool. Da fuqs this?" and he was like "It's MLP:FIM bro." So I watched the first episode, then the second, and third, and fourth, and fifth, then all of season 1, then season 2, etc etc. It later occured to me that the first guy was sending me pony porn. I was all "EW...well you know ain't awful..." Now I'm a brony.
  9. ComradeUncleJoe
    They wouldn't like it, especially my dad. My little sister watches it sometimes and my older sister thinks it's weird. Neither of my brothers know, but they'd probably think it's weird too.
  10. ComradeUncleJoe
    If you walked up to me on the street and asked, I'd tell you yes I am a brony, but I don't run around being like, "hey I'm a brony! Love me!" I'm not obnoxious about my pony love. However, the only people in my family who know are my two sisters. I cannot let my dad or mom know I'm a brony because they'd freak out and it'd ruin my life. Maybe one day when I've moved out or something I'll tell them, but until then, I'm a closet brony around my family.
  11. ComradeUncleJoe

    Nothing is on my mind

    1. Ferret Girl

      Ferret Girl

      Want to talk about it?

    2. ComradeUncleJoe

      ComradeUncleJoe

      Nope. Thank you though :3

    3. Ferret Girl

      Ferret Girl

      :3

  12. ComradeUncleJoe
    Honestly, that sounds badass. Like several seasons down the road, or if the show ever gets cancelled and they decide to bring it back, they could make it about the CMC being the new Mane Six. Honestly that sounds pretty rad to me. That should be a whole new series on it's own, running parallel to the current one. That'd be rad as well. Also, why is Doctor Whooves the only one looking forward? The others are going to trip and get hurt
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    Spikie Belle (SpikexSweetie Belle) because they're roughly the same age and...what's that? Spike isn't one of the Mane Six? and Neither is Sweetie Belle? So therefore they have nothing to do with this post? Well dang... Okay...Really the only one I see is Apple Dash. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, to me, as stated by the other people posting, is more sisterly than romantic.
  14. ComradeUncleJoe
    Of course I have to pick Derpy Hooves. God I love that grey cross-eyed mare. I know it's kind of one of those "Oh everybody picks Derpy" things, but Jesus Christ she really is so dang cute. Her adorable way of talking, her muffin obsession, her eyes, her attitude, everything is cute. In a close second I'd have to pick Fluttershy; "oh everyone picks Flutter..." "Shut up!!! She's Fucking cute Dammit!" In third is Woona /)^3^( (obvious bias is obvious)
  15. ComradeUncleJoe
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbsWQqnWS_s But seriously, I've never would have noticed any of this, mainly because I'm ignorant to a lot of these things. It's pretty interesting watching people connect things to a lot of these philosophical and spiritual deals.
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    I don't know if anyone would want me to write an episode. My episode would involve the girls having to fight giant mecha-zombie dinosaurs from a parallel universe being controlled by a crazy human mad scientist and then Spike, being fully grown, having to fight Mecha-Godzilla and Ghidorah and Mothra alongside Gamera and Godzilla Also jam...
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    Sweetie Drops is okay...but I prefer Bon Bon. It's cute and goes with what she does (I'm assuming she makes candy). I don't know, Sweetie Drops just doesn't have the same deal going for me.
  18. ComradeUncleJoe
    Spike is OP as hell, like all dragons. Anyways, he's still technically a baby and he's probably a bit physically weak. Plus he was raised by ponies so that probably softened him up a bit. Anyways, when he's older, he'll be badass.
  19. ComradeUncleJoe
    Pwincess Woona would win because she is the bestest character ever. I'm more partial to Luna, and I know very little about Batman other than he's a genius and is super rich though. So I don't know for sure. GO WOONA!!!
  20. ComradeUncleJoe
    Celestia controls the fucking SUN! Nuff said...Wait...I need 100 charaters...um...I heard Superman gets his power from the sun, I don't know much about Superman so I wouldn't know...Um...So...She can remove his strength?
  21. ComradeUncleJoe
    What are you dense? Don't you know who I am? I'm the goddamn BATPONY! Oh the Batman jokes. Anyways, I like the idea of batponies, they sound badass and look cool. Perfect for our Patron Saint of the Night.
  22. ComradeUncleJoe
    I don't know, I've always considered myself a pretty cynical guy. I don't like anything and I don't trust most people. I don't think that's bad either, pretty cool if you ask me.
  23. ComradeUncleJoe
    Well technically chivalry was a made up concept that held no real meaning with actual knights and nobles. His actions are actually quite in line with being a noble; he's conceited, selfish, and cares about his looks. If anything he's a lot better than real princes of history. Again, chivalry was just bullshit used to justify the existence of knights when they weren't off at war. That being said, he's a douchebag.
  24. ComradeUncleJoe
    I absolutely love seeing the actors from my favorite shows/movies/video games meet fans and tell how much they love us Seriously it makes me feel so good to see my favorite actors show their love for fans; one of the best things in the world.
  25. ComradeUncleJoe
    Not really. I personally don't think MLP has lost any of its charm or humor. Sure it's not as good as when Faust ran things, but it's still good and still fun.
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