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  1. Jeremy
    Messing with Apple Bloom is one thing, but she crossed the line.
  2. Jeremy
    The feeling that makes you NNNG and D'AAW? There's a word for that I think they call it the
  3. Jeremy
    The joys of reading... the joys... of reading... starring Rainbow Dash...? Well Hasbro, let's see how you pull this one off then. Let's just hope she doesn't read Cupcakes and go into shock in that hospital bed shall we?
  4. Jeremy
    I can never get a good night sleep on a Sunday night- I don’t know why. I’ll always remember something when I don’t need it. But I guess that’s just how the brain works. I never take the front product of something at any store. I just assume it has been dropped and damaged. I hate long sleeve shirts because they make me feel constricted and would much rather wear a short-sleeved shirt with a sweater over it. Sometimes I’ll just stare at a wall absent-mindedly. If I’m holding a pen, I must fidget with it. I write with my paper more or less sideways so my writing has a nifty angle. I hate orange popsicles and will only eat grape/cherry…but I prefer orange juice. Never step on a crack in the sidewalk.
  5. Jeremy
    I'd really like to wake up every morning and spread rainbow-coloured jam on my toast instead of boring old butter. Which gives me an idea... *Goes to paint colourful bands on an apple and leave it out in a lightning storm in hopes that something will happen*
  6. Jeremy
    http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIwpwXaDE4Q&feature=related Well at least they do recolours sometimes. Or is that worse?
  7. Jeremy
    Guys this is dumb. Obviously some of the ponies on here are in the wro- Rarity!? Awesome!
  8. Jeremy
    Show them the Moonba- Oh wait parents... hmm... http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVfidujxRg It's educational!
  9. Jeremy
    I'm just gonna stick with the post-apocalyptic theory.
  10. Jeremy
    Hear, hear! Well, maybe I can't exactly use magic yet but this horn is still great for destroying apples.
  11. Jeremy
    1.Acquire friends' expensive dresses. 2.Auction them on eBay. 3.Get $$$. 4.Animal shelter.
  12. Jeremy
    It's like Wheel of Fortune in here. I'd~like~to~buy~a~vowel~ Wait Four more main characters!? Oh I can't wait! Close enough^
  13. Jeremy
    I thought because how fast Rarity fell in love with his fabulousness he got his name for being a real chick magnet. Soowaag~
  14. Jeremy
    Title is implying some sort of machine or Apple family secret contraption will be revealed.
  15. Jeremy
    And then this gets turned into an episode! But a Wiimote with a lightsaber... such things exist. Well kinda anyway. Now Celestia just has to go into Wal-Mart, pick one of these things up and go beat the Dark Lord upside his head for an hour and your dream will become a reality!
  16. Jeremy
    No coincidence here.
  17. Jeremy
    Hah! She goes the way of her hat!
  18. Jeremy
    *Ahem* "Thank you, slow walking family walking in front of me on the sidewalk. No, please, take your time. And definitely spread out, too, so you can create a barricade of idiots. I am so thankful that you forced me to walk on the street and risk getting hit by a car in order to pass you so I could resume walking at a normal human pace." -Jimmy Fallon
  19. Jeremy
    At around 4 AM... at which point I get tired and go to sleep.
  20. Jeremy

    Next year I WILL catch you, Santa.

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    2. KBz

      KBz

      Good luck, Sweetie Belle.

    3. Simcity11100

      Simcity11100

      Ready to get a plan ticket towards the North Pole?

    4. Spock

      Spock

      I saw him getting chased by a jet fighter this morning. :o

  21. Jeremy
    Yeah, Scoodles. Not to mention... Mountain climbing results in a change of eye colour. Maybe we just react strangely to the lack of oxygen? Barn animals don't appreciate anything. Trying to make bubble gum [or was it taffy] results in an hour of being stuck in a machine. And a shower later... Mane-dressing... Noooo. Swimming is a big failure, Giant squids apparently live in ponds. Libraries can get messy. Who wants to be a psychic anyways? And I already told you ten times. That accident in the lab wasn't my fault. Somepony left the gas valve on so no wonder a small flame to heat the test tube turned into an inferno. Oh yeah, is the scooter almost repaired yet from trying offroad driving so we can go attempt joining the carnival? You know, be the pony that goes in the sphere cage and drives up the wall and around the ceiling on a motorcycle.
  22. Jeremy
    Heheh... "brony-ness" My parents haven't called me on it and I'm pretty sure they're aware. So I guess they're ok with it.
  23. Jeremy
    To be the very best like no one ever was...
  24. Jeremy
    The next CMC will be Dinky Doo.
  25. Jeremy
    Hahaha~
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