What 3 items would it take to summon you?

[Sommar 1,289]

1) A package of Oreo cookies.

2)A fluffy bunny rabbit.

3)A 4th Dimension Twilight Sparkle plush.

 

These items will summon me to aid you on your dangerous quest for greatness.

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

I have no idea why they would summon me of all people. However, should they get the idea to call me forth (likely after one too many drinks), they would require the following items:

 

- A tub of Poutine

- A life-sized Celestia plushie

- A brand new laptop

[SevenSFormerAccount 65]

a) a golden frying pan (does ANYONE get that reference?)

b ) any type of computer newer than 2014

c) rainbow dash, tied up, strapped to the floor, with a ballgag in her mouth.

Edited March 23, 2015 by TheBlueGamer

[A Black Circle 1,586]

A Sega Dreamcast,

A Fluttershy Plush,

and the Ordinator Figure from the Morrowind: Collector's Edition.

[EquestriaGuy 1,074]

1) a small sausage, pepperoni, and musroom pizza, with Parmesan cheese and crushed red pepper on top

 

2) a can of pepsi

 

3) an iphone charging cable

 

 

I've been summoned because my waist line is creating a gravitational lensing effect around my Galaxy. 

 

 

 

[Captain Levi Sparkle 112]

1. Food

2. Food

3. Umm... lemme think about that... Ah! Food!

[Tao 7,758]

-The Last Unicorn book

-Sailor Moon Manga

-PS2

 

Not to bad.....

[The Professor...8D 823]

I'm Being Summoned because they Have a Clown Zombie Infestation....................

 

-A Pumpkin Spice Latte

 

-1/5 Replica of me Figurine

 

-A Broadway Musical Production of M. Night Shyamalans' Life and All his Movies..................

 

I come Stop the Clown Zombie Invasion and then proceed to terrorize the populace by Pinching their Cheeks and saying,"You are Just the Cutest thing ever!" Like I'm talking to a Baby................. ........

Edited March 23, 2015 by The Professor

[Flamester01 71]

for me it would be

1) a small bag of uncut emeralds

2) an enchanted wrist band that generates a magic shield

3) a meeting with Princess Luna

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

Hmmm... I suppose ponies would only summon me because their world wasn't creative/spontanious enough!

 

1. A plate of mexican food with extra queso

2. My plushie alicorn pony doll

3. My sketch book.

[DATA EXPUNGED 324]

1. Dorito Dust

2. Mountain Dew (preferably Mtn Dew Energy)

3. An AMD GPU laying on top of a broken Nvidia GPU

 

They would summon me if they needed some quickscoping done by yours truly, xXx_pu$$yd3str0yr_d4nk_mLg_trik$h0t_kw1k$k0pr_xXx 

Edited March 23, 2015 by DATA EXPUNGED

[Passion 3,484]

1. A bowl full of spaghetti, or some kind of very hot/spicy food as a substitute.

 

2. Brand new Triumph Sprint ST. (due to ponies' tech level, they could also use an acoustic guitar to replace that)

 

3. Bottled dragon's breath (of any sort, be it fire/ice/etc).

 

 

Moreover, if coins were to be used during the summoning ritual, Khajiit would appear with wares.

[Moonlight 7,286]

• bayonetta 2 (i'll take her tho)
• izaya orihara
• hula hoop 

give me all three and i'll get the party started

[Bright Bastion 241]

You would use one of three things.

 

1. All four of the elemental stones housed in all four corners of my hometown.

2. A human sacrafice with a living circle.

3. Humming the Hymn of Proof in an hour of great need.

Edited March 23, 2015 by Bright Bastion

[10InTheTardis 509]

Hmm, let me think.

 

They'd probably summon me because I have the amazing power to mess anything up, no matter how simple it is. Maybe Equestria has been taken over by some sort of evil villain from 1000 years ago (they sure do seem to have a lot of those) and they want an assistant, so everypony tried to find the worst one possible.

 

To summon me, you'd need

1: A large pack full of 2l bottles of soda, whether it's sprite, orange crush, coke, root beer, mountain dew (I am an MLG Quickscoper, after all) or almost any soda that's not dr pepper.

 

2: A giant pizza, the biggest in all of Equestria.

 

3: A laptop that can actually run games, but with all my files on it, decorated with tardis and pokeball stickers, or maybe a ps4 (also with tardis and pokeball stickers) with a bunch of games, including gta V (NOT because of the strip club.  :okiedokielokie: Who do you think I am, Discorded Whooves?)

 

If they place all these things on something soft enough to take a nap on, and write my name backwards in blue sharpie at exactly 4:20 am, 7:06 PM (6:66) or 1:37 PM (13:37 in military time.) and I shall appear.

[Midnight Dragon 264]

They would need a Knuckles plushie, any sort of Sonic Boom merch, and a fanfic of my current OTP.

[Omar 692]

The following items are needed to summon me:

 

A white gamecube controller in very good condition

 

A few gallons of orange juice

 

And this.

 

I have no idea why they would be summoning me though.

[Cosmik Vek 764]

They'll need those:

• A computer
• A drum set
• And a bag of chip

[Hypn0ticD 1,213]

You can easily summon me by collecting the following and putting them together:

 

- A new smartphone. Doesn't need to be an IPhone, but it has to have a large capacity SD card with it!

 

- A six pack of Red Bulls

 

- At least one silver ring, with a large jewel cabochon of your choice (I can wear size, 5, 5¾, 6, 6¾, and 7... I have some small hands!)

[Thorn O Discord 118]

My tiny Bible

A roll of duct tape

A black wired PS2 controller

[Fallen Valkyrie 525]

If you trow this 3 itmens  in mount Doom at same time i will be summon in fornt of your eyes
-Ring of Power
-Dagger of time
-Elder Wand

[OptimisticNeighsayer 478]

It's pretty easily to summon me, it just takes a subpoena.  

 

Legal jokes aside, I would guess that whatever it takes to summon me is ultimately dependent on the nature of the occult practices, but if we're going with specific things, they'd have to offer:

 

--An upright piano, but not too fancy

--A benchtop FTIR or a UV/Vis spectrometer

--All 33 volumes of the most recent edition of Chisum on Patents

 

If any of these are too difficult to procure, I would also accept the complete works of Zez Confrey, Joseph F. Lamb, or a book of stride piano pieces as an substitute.

 

Why would they summon me, you ask?  Beats me.  They probably want me to play the piano or something.

 

 

[\/ 651]

1. a cartoon pony
2. a good book
3. my own corpse

Try that, why don't ya.

 

 

Now obviously, the only reason anyone would want to summon me is to have someone floating over their shoulder making sarcastic comments every six seconds, and to do their math homework. And to get my corpse.

1. A gaiwan

2. The new Nightwish album scheduled for release on the 27th

3. A terra bad dragon toy fresh out of the box and I'd advise against googling what that is if you're unfamiliar

Of all things, really? Why does this not surprise me?

Edited March 23, 2015 by \/

[Taviscratch 453]

Hmmm, what would appease me?

 

• A Bentley Continental 1952

• Three tailored suits from Gieves & Hawkes

• £6 million

There's also another condition: you summon my girlfriend along with me. You ain't summoning me into a dimension without her.

Edited March 23, 2015 by Taviscratch

[Time Shield 402]

1.  A pinch of sand from the top half of an hourglass.

2.  A watch that runs backwards.

3.  A history book containing events that have yet to occur.