Your best line for your date?

[Dreambiscuit 8,024]

Good-natured insults usually suffice for compliments in my world. Everyone knows everyone else and it’s how we get along. Knowing each other and being able to say anything comfortably is really the best kind of compliment. 

[Fluttershyfan94 5,738]

I literally talk about my beard to them. Though yeah I'd say stuff like if you think that's big then wait until we get home UwU.

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[Tom Gallagher 33,521]

'Gimme some sugar, baby.' 

Brohoof if you know what movie that's from. 

[Splashee 28,537]

*Super Mario voice* "This-a way!"

 

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I have not yet had a successful date. I don't know what went wrong.

 

[Odyssey 5,713]

"So, uh

the weather is nice today, isn't it"

[TBD 17,228]

This line never gets old

"You're trash, let me take you out "  Pretty smexy huh? 

[Fluttershyfan94 5,738]

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel. 

[Splashee 28,537]

2 minutes ago, Fluttershyfan94 said:

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel. 

*Shakes head* That's too direct. And copyright as well.

[Fluttershyfan94 5,738]

4 minutes ago, Super Splashee said:

*Shakes head* That's too direct. And copyright as well.

Try to sue me boi, I ain't afraid of jail uwu. Yet being direct also can be good.

[Splashee 28,537]

Just now, Fluttershyfan94 said:

Try to sue me boi, I ain't afraid of jail uwu. Yet being direct also can be good.

That's a much better pick up line!  See you at nine?

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Just now, Fluttershyfan94 said:

Try to sue me boi, I ain't afraid of jail uwu. Yet being direct also can be good.

[Splashee 28,537]

I made a search on Google "best pick up line", and all I get it top lists (obvious advertising).

 

God, Internet makes me mad sometimes

Hey baby, [Ultimate Guide] 50+ Powerful Pick Up Lines that Actually Work, do you want to go out with me?

 

Hey baby, Funny pictures about Probably The Best Pick Up Line Ever, do you want to go out with me?

 

Hey baby, 144 Awesome Pick up Lines - The only list you need!, do you want to go out with me?

[Fluttershyfan94 5,738]

Time to learn bois, it's more then just pick up lines you need game. 

 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,411]

Hey, excuse me! You dropped something.”

”What?”

”Hopefully your standards. Hi, I’m Steve.”

[Pastel Heart 6,463]

"What game do you wanna play, Oniichan? OwO"

[Cagey 4,207]

This happened IRL, and I think it has potential… or something. 

“Are you an otter? Because damn.”

“…You mean beaver?”

[Splashee 28,537]

You are a broad right? Gooood....

 

I am bad at this

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

On 5/3/2020 at 5:00 PM, Fluttershyfan94 said:

I literally talk about my beard to them. Though yeah I'd say stuff like if you think that's big then wait until we get home UwU.

Damn, bud.  Someone doesn't beat around the bush that's for sure. 

 

As for myself....I like to use "pickup" lines. 

 

 

 

 

[Fluttershyfan94 5,738]

@The Ultimate Bolt ⚡ I mean not that often given the chance to but hey why not. Though I knew you or someone would post that pickup lines or something like this one haha.

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[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

3 minutes ago, Fluttershyfan94 said:

@The Ultimate Bolt ⚡ I mean not that often given the chance to but hey why not. Though I knew you or someone would post that pickup lines or something like this one haha.

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I don't wanna say driving a truck is a dealbreaker for me but....yeah it kinda is. 

[Petrus 696]

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple!

noo.. I can do better.

Can I buy you a drink? Or do you just want the money

[Splashee 28,537]

3 minutes ago, Petrus said:

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple!

noo.. I can do better.

Can I buy you a drink? Or do you just want the money

The second line got me! You have moneys, that's good enough for me!

[Petrus 696]

1 minute ago, Super Splashee said:

The second line got me! You have moneys, that's good enough for me!

 excellent

[Splashee 28,537]

1 minute ago, Petrus said:

 excellent

The problem is, both of us are rich... We need to come up with better pick up lines to make a good match

[Petrus 696]

27 minutes ago, Super Splashee said:

The problem is, both of us are rich... We need to come up with better pick up lines to make a good match

Fantastic point.. any suggestions?