What are going to be the rules of your household?

[Miss 6,211]

You can answer this as seriously and as specific as you want or you could be humorous as well XD

 

1. There will be a burping rule!

         -You don't have to say excuse me after you burp. I don't see the point. Some see it as gross.                               Doesn't bother me at all.

2. There will be a spitting rule!

          -You are allowed to spit on lands, as long as those lands are of Earthy terrain.

3. There will be a no bad music rule!

          -If I don't like it, you're not allowed to play it XD

4.Sneezing rule

          -You don't have to say bless you after someone sneezes.

5.You don't have to say good morning and goodnight (or even acknowledge someone is awake, about to sleep, etc.

          - I hate sayings that lose meaning from the sheer amount of times you feel forced to having to say                         them. If you feel like saying them you can, but you don't have to. The moment you do say them it is going to mean so much more in my opinion. 

Edited November 29, 2016 by Misscellanio

[Moony the Cat 3,697]

Well, i would only set Rules for myself, since im alone mostly.

 

1. Never be depressed again, you have your own Home now, shut up !

 

2. Never bother anyone with your Problems again, specially not Sides and/or People who have nothing to do with it.

 

3. Never buy yourself a Pet or you will go insane again.

 

4. Clean the House every Month, at least.

 

5. Go and buy Food and other important Stuff either at the beginning of a week or at the end of a week. Every week.

 

6. You dont have to but you could try to get a Girlfriend.

 

7. GO TO WORK AND WORK FINE!

 

8. Dont buy yourself a Plant, they always die when you take care of them.

Edited November 29, 2016 by Tweakbright Spirkle

[Member Berry 1,217]

1) Don't be a dick.

 

That's pretty much it.

[TBD 17,228]

For the kids

-if there any misbehaving, there will be some smack down.

 

for strangers(guests)

-no scooping around w/o me knowing.

 

overall, for the love of god keep the restroom clean!

Edited November 29, 2016 by Satrox

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

Since I still live at home, I follow the rules set by my parents although there aren't that many, and even then they aren't really enforced or consistent now that I think about it. If I were to add a rule of my own, it would be to use logic in order to deal with any problems that stand in your way.

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

Rules for the cat

 

1. The cat is not allowed on the furniture.

 

2. Alright, the cat can go on the furniture, but NOT the kitchen counter.

 

3. OK, the cat can go on the kitchen counter too, just not when I'm preparing food. Deal?

 

4. Fine - the cat can go wherever it wants, whenever it wants, just as long as it does not swat me in the face at 5:30 am in the morning demanding to be fed.

 

5. The cat will be fed at 5:30 am

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

There probably wouldn't be that many rules. Just don't do illegal and/or harmful things to yourself other people, and that's pretty much it. I would make a terrible parent.

[ARagY 1,152]

Because I have no friends that don't know the unspoken rules of friendship, it's primarily for potential future children: No smoking, no underage drinking without supervision, no one over without prior informing, /homework is done on time, no cheating, arriving home at the pre-specified time, no garbage-tier food, respect the law, and no AMD in your PC build.

[Props Valroa 26,051]

1) Led light bulbs only

2) Make bed right after you wake up (Or me)

3) No pets

4) Respect the law

5) No smoking

6) No drinking

7) Doors locked at all times unless outside 

8) Windows locked at night

9) Respect owner and people living in the house

10) Clean up after yourself

[Celtore 2,769]

1: No smoking

2: Prescription / medicinal drugs only

3: No drinking

4: You MUST remove your hat upon entering the building.

5: Dinner must be eaten every night at the kitchen table unless overruled by the high matriarch.

6: Dont be an ass.

 

And thats pretty much it.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,411]

1- You are more than welcome to have your own political, social, religious, or miscellaneous opinions, but do not force them down other people's throats or mock those who think differently.

2- If I catch you doing drugs I will ship you off to military school.

3- You can listen to any music, but don't blast it.

4- Before you're allowed to take the road test you first must beat rainbow road on mario kart without falling off.

[Miss 6,211]

3: No drinking

4: You MUST remove your hat upon entering the building.

5: Dinner must be eaten every night at the kitchen table unless overruled by the high matriarch.

 

Damn laying down the law XD I never eat at the kitchen table ahaha and hats are awesome why would you deny people hats?!?!? XD

 

2) Make bed right after you wake up (Or me)

That's a rule I forgot.

RULE NUMBER 6!

You do not have to fix your bed at any time!

[Celtore 2,769]

Damn laying down the law XD I never eat at the kitchen table ahaha and hats are awesome why would you deny people hats?!?!? XD

 

A true gentleman always removes his hat upon entering someone's private dwelling. I have nothing against hats whatsoever, but if someone in my household is going to be wearing them, they should at least know the basic etiquette and protocols. It's really not that hard to learn and it shows respect.

 

And the dinner thing is because the nice marble-top table in the center of the kitchen exists for a reason. Dinner only takes half an hour 

[Supera_ 14]

If you don't use the coasters then you're going to die.

[Miss 6,211]

A true gentleman always removes his hat upon entering someone's private dwelling. I have nothing against hats whatsoever, but if someone in my household is going to be wearing them, they should at least know the basic etiquette and protocols. It's really not that hard to learn and it shows respect.

 

 

Well if being a gentlemen is something you care about and if you feel like that lives within a hat then go ahead XD it's not hurting anyone ahaha

[Lil Pip 775]

For the kids

-if there any misbehaving, there will be some smack down.

 

for strangers(guests)

-no scooping around w/o me knowing.

 

overall, for the love of god keep the restroom clean!

Smackdown(s)ing on some kids huh?

[\/ 650]

General list of rules:

• pleasure yourself if you'd like, but don't let everyone know
• don't pee on the toilet seat
• wear enough clothes as to not frighten guests. exceptions apply
• don't eat food marked with someone else's name
• you can wear your shoes inside, but you're cleaning up if they're dirty
• no potatoes (I have my reasons)
• cats are allowed to do what they want and are exempt from all rules, except rule 2

[Miss 6,211]

 

 

• pleasure yourself if you'd like, but don't let everyone know

 

ahahaha XD now that's I'm talking about!!! XD

But I like shouting at the top of my lungs to let everyone what I'm doing so yea

[TBD 17,228]

Smackdown(s)ing on some kids huh?

 

This is how it will come down to.  

Edited December 1, 2016 by Satrox

[Hypn0ticD 1,213]

I plan to live alone within the next year, but lesse of I can come up with rules for myself...

 

1. Clean the apartment at least once a week! Having to live with a roommate who does nothing but lie on her ass all day and make /contribute to messes has really opened my eyes to my own behavior. I hope to change that for the better, even when I'm on my own!

 

2. CHECK YOUR FREAKING MAIL! Too many times I have neglected to check it, and lost a few important letters because of it. I need to get into the habit of checking it at least three times a week!

 

3. Make sure to watch your consumption of electricity. Too many people overlook this when they live on their own, only to be sucker punched by an insanely high electric bill. Also, had roommates who thought a $300 bill was normal for a 2 bedroom apartment. No it isnt!

 

4. Take the garbage out at least twice a week! You'd be surprised at how much garbage one person can accumulate!

 

5. Make sure the windows/doors are locked at all times

 

6. And when it comes to expenses, above all else, RENT COMES FIRST!

[N.W. 3,619]

Might start living off campus next year, and living in a dorm already has a few rules.

Something along these lines.

• Shoes in the closet
• Put things back when you're done with them
• Wash things when you're done with them (like dishes, better to wash them right after than put them in the sink and look at them for 2 or 3 days).
• Clean up after yourself and keep things clean
• Swearing to a minimum 

Some of those are quite similar, but basically keep things tidy and nice looking.  

[Miss 6,211]

• Swearing to a minimum

Swearing to a minimum??? XD what insane college are you dorming in where they deny curse words?!?!?1 XD

Cursing with my roommate was one of the best parts ever XD

Edited December 1, 2016 by Misscellanio

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

-No drugs

-Alcohol yes, but no getting smashed

-Do your own dishes, and clean up your own mess

-Don't enter my room if I'm recording

-You will have some sort of job, and pay half of the bills

-Shoes off the carpet

-Food is rationed so don't eat a bunch of it

-You can scare me, but keep it simple... I don't wanna accidentally shoot/stab you

-Firearms are allowed so long as you have a licence for them

-No illegal activity

-No entering my room when I'm asleep, or away unless I say so

-No dark magic rituals

-No summoning spirits

-No going super saiyan

-Don't collect $200 when passing GO, if you break any of these rules

 

Pretty reasonable rules...

[N.W. 3,619]

Swearing to a minimum??? XD what insane college are you dorming in where they deny curse words?!?!?1 XD

Cursing with my roommate was one of the best parts ever XD

Not my college, but a future house. I still swear from time to time, mostly when playing videogames. Though I am working to pretty much stop all together.

[NotoriousSMALL 1,984]

1. Window blinds shut at night

2. any doors leading outside must stay locked

3. Clean stuff up immediately after use

4. No smoking inside or near me

5. The laws are to be strictly obeyed when on my property

6. Rinse your dishes off, the washing machine doesn't scrub the dishes so you need to (preferably just hand wash your dish and put it up so you never actually have to do dishes)

7. No usage of Ouija board or contacting the dead anywhere on the property

8. Swear an oath of fealty