Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Then she inhaled her wings. What had become of her brain?"

[MangoFoalix 25,062]

"You're a fucking whale"

[The Recherche 29,983]

"Rainbow-coloured grilled cheese!"

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

"Short and fat is preferable here over tall and skinny." (Paraphrased)

[Tropical Melody 8,399]

"I didn't realise she'd been born, I assumed she had simply congealed in a gutter somewhere."

"What are the stakes of this wager?" - "Why don't you shut up for about a week?"
"You're on!" - "That wasn't a bet, I was just saying why don't you shut up for about a week"

 

[Tropical Melody 8,399]

This towel is useless, it just pushes the water around, not suck it up!

 

[Tropical Melody 8,399]

"You're not going to put her in there?!" - "She'll be alright. She won't notice." - "I shall be glad when our association is at an end."

"I'm not sure 'rat' was the best choice of word." - "No. Perhaps not."

"The dog just told me to shut up! I demand to know what you plan to do about this?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,155]

"There's aunt Judy and there's uncle Fred and there's some guys ass." 

[Cash In 23,388]

''And this is why we can't have nice things.''

Edited October 4, 2019 by Cash In

[Tropical Melody 8,399]

"Bloodlust, Chapter 1. I walked into the room and there stood Petal, her silken hair languorously caressing one fair cheek, her lips red and inviting. I walked over to her and slugged her in the kisser. Before going down she threw me a single glance of searing hate suffused with scorn....."

 

[StilettoStrut 5]

"Your first mistake was trusting anime."

[Denim&Venöm 21,155]

"Yeah, I'm that easy alright? Don't judge me." 

[Here No Longer 5,287]

"Black and hairy is NOT a good combination..."

[Dreambiscuit 12,197]

"R2-D2 is a boy and BB-8 is a girl. You can tell because BB-8 only has one wheel." 

[Crimson storm 1,868]

Man I’m so, hungry right now even, Peter Griffin’s crazy car panini sounds good

[Tropical Melody 8,399]

"Madam, I may not call you; mistress, I am ashamed to call you; and so I know not what to call you; but howsoever, I thank you."

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"Oh and by the way, when you were struck by the lightning? You soiled yourself."

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,249]

“Do you ever just look at yourself in the mirror butt naked before hopping in the shower and think “hot damn what a fine piece of work”” 

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

We have enough singers, shut up and play an instrument!

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Did you heard the tragedy that reach the man?"

"Not."

"I think to be too is not. I think that the hopeless situation elder also can't. That is a legend... Reaching the Man Cloth Space is the emperor. He is so strong and big. He even can use the original dint to create life. He is very deep to black influence understanding."

"In fact, he can come back from the brink of death?"

"The black influence can the matter that many Supermans, but other people thinks that these are what can't attains."

"The black influence howed is afterwards?"

"He become more and more strong and big. Lost his power afterwards afterwards he died. In fact he teaches own the whole skills all to disciple. Then his land killed him to let him going to bed. Satirizing the meaning is he can let other people, but is incapable for dint to the oneself."

"I can be then Academic Association this kind of magic."

"Do not do the Hopeless Situation elder can."

[Tropical Melody 8,399]

Mile after mile, I bid you farewell
The distance grows each day
While we're apart
The road is long and winding
The day we meet again is far off
The Hun horses bathe in the north wind
The Viet birds rest in the south trees

 

 

[Here No Longer 5,287]

"The Hollow Man? What happened to the filling?"

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"They did many crusades. Some of which almost didn't fail."

[Denim&Venöm 21,155]

"Get off the nipples!" 

[ZethaPonderer 2,201]

“Well, we’re in the graveyard boys so I wanna make a confession.

My little sister’s buried over there. My mom and dad are buried over there. I’m a trap. So to make up for my trappiness, my penis is buried over there. My vagina’s buried over there. I’m buried over there... WTF?”

[Tropical Melody 8,399]

"Viddy well, little brother! Viddy well!"