epiccuttlefish 112 March 7, 2019 Share March 7, 2019 "Then she inhaled her wings. What had become of her brain?" Just going to leave this link here...https://xkcd.com/520/BTW, the facts in the second panel are correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoFoalix 25,062 March 7, 2019 Share March 7, 2019 "You're a fucking whale" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Recherche 29,983 March 7, 2019 Share March 7, 2019 "Rainbow-coloured grilled cheese!" ❆~ 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓟𝓮𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 ~❆ 𝓕𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰: 𝓜𝔂 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝓲𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓡𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓮𝔀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 March 7, 2019 Share March 7, 2019 "Short and fat is preferable here over tall and skinny." (Paraphrased) <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 March 7, 2019 Share March 7, 2019 "I didn't realise she'd been born, I assumed she had simply congealed in a gutter somewhere." "What are the stakes of this wager?" - "Why don't you shut up for about a week?" "You're on!" - "That wasn't a bet, I was just saying why don't you shut up for about a week" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 March 7, 2019 Share March 7, 2019 This towel is useless, it just pushes the water around, not suck it up! REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 March 8, 2019 Share March 8, 2019 "You're not going to put her in there?!" - "She'll be alright. She won't notice." - "I shall be glad when our association is at an end." "I'm not sure 'rat' was the best choice of word." - "No. Perhaps not." "The dog just told me to shut up! I demand to know what you plan to do about this?" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,109 March 9, 2019 Author Subscriber Share March 9, 2019 "There's aunt Judy and there's uncle Fred and there's some guys ass." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash In 23,372 March 9, 2019 Share March 9, 2019 (edited) ''And this is why we can't have nice things.'' Edited October 4, 2019 by Cash In 1 At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 March 9, 2019 Share March 9, 2019 "Bloodlust, Chapter 1. I walked into the room and there stood Petal, her silken hair languorously caressing one fair cheek, her lips red and inviting. I walked over to her and slugged her in the kisser. Before going down she threw me a single glance of searing hate suffused with scorn....." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StilettoStrut 5 March 9, 2019 Share March 9, 2019 "Your first mistake was trusting anime." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,109 March 9, 2019 Author Subscriber Share March 9, 2019 "Yeah, I'm that easy alright? Don't judge me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,287 March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 "Black and hairy is NOT a good combination..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreambiscuit 12,187 March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 "R2-D2 is a boy and BB-8 is a girl. You can tell because BB-8 only has one wheel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson storm 1,868 March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 Man I’m so, hungry right now even, Peter Griffin’s crazy car panini sounds good Believe and achieve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 "Madam, I may not call you; mistress, I am ashamed to call you; and so I know not what to call you; but howsoever, I thank you." ___________________________________________________ "Oh and by the way, when you were struck by the lightning? You soiled yourself." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bolt 35,249 March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 “Do you ever just look at yourself in the mirror butt naked before hopping in the shower and think “hot damn what a fine piece of work”” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meson Bolt 2,650 March 10, 2019 Share March 10, 2019 We have enough singers, shut up and play an instrument! Your family is who you make it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiccuttlefish 112 March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 "Did you heard the tragedy that reach the man?" "Not." "I think to be too is not. I think that the hopeless situation elder also can't. That is a legend... Reaching the Man Cloth Space is the emperor. He is so strong and big. He even can use the original dint to create life. He is very deep to black influence understanding." "In fact, he can come back from the brink of death?" "The black influence can the matter that many Supermans, but other people thinks that these are what can't attains." "The black influence howed is afterwards?" "He become more and more strong and big. Lost his power afterwards afterwards he died. In fact he teaches own the whole skills all to disciple. Then his land killed him to let him going to bed. Satirizing the meaning is he can let other people, but is incapable for dint to the oneself." "I can be then Academic Association this kind of magic." "Do not do the Hopeless Situation elder can." Just going to leave this link here...https://xkcd.com/520/BTW, the facts in the second panel are correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 Mile after mile, I bid you farewell The distance grows each day While we're apart The road is long and winding The day we meet again is far off The Hun horses bathe in the north wind The Viet birds rest in the south trees REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,287 March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 "The Hollow Man? What happened to the filling?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiccuttlefish 112 March 11, 2019 Share March 11, 2019 "They did many crusades. Some of which almost didn't fail." Just going to leave this link here...https://xkcd.com/520/BTW, the facts in the second panel are correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,109 March 12, 2019 Author Subscriber Share March 12, 2019 "Get off the nipples!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZethaPonderer 2,201 March 12, 2019 Share March 12, 2019 “Well, we’re in the graveyard boys so I wanna make a confession. My little sister’s buried over there. My mom and dad are buried over there. I’m a trap. So to make up for my trappiness, my penis is buried over there. My vagina’s buried over there. I’m buried over there... WTF?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 March 12, 2019 Share March 12, 2019 "Viddy well, little brother! Viddy well!" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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