Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Emerald Heart 25,115]

"So, the flight to Hell leaves in about an hour, right?"

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"We can't possibly do a play about a man who comes on in a moustache and gets shot, if we haven't got a moustache for him to come on and get shot in."

 

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,611]

"I swear, you fantasize about him. "

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

"I'm gonna sing the doom song!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"You know my neck is bad!" 

"So are your ideas!" 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

>> MASSIVE BELCH <<

"Another Custard Cream, vicar?"

Spoiler

^ I did this going out of The Geese And Fountain into the car park today, and didn't know there were people in the garden.

 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

A priest, a rabbi, a monk, and an atheist walk into a bar. The monk says that he has taken a holy vow to never drink anything alcoholic, and so everyone decides to honor his decision, and they all go somewhere else for non-alcoholic drinks.

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"Thanks for coming Darby. Have a biscuit." 

[ExplosionMare 20,914]

What does IHOP stand for? I Have Old Pancakes?

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"Famous economist says: 'What the fk? No, why would they be?' " 

[Sherem 4,807]

"a great girl said: "Is no more fun anymore, and I rather drop it that making you wait"

[Will Guide 21,371]

Isn't it hot out here or is that just me?

[Lucky Bolt 35,213]

"Dorian is like the James Bond of hurricanes." 

[BroomsNHops 260]

"First we figure out corn, then we plant this."

[Emerald Heart 25,115]

"I will solve you, triangle game."

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"Right! Well I could do with a pint!" >rattling-of-doors< "'Allo 'allo, where's me Chateauneuf Du Pape? Four crates in the fridge regular every week, where is it?"

 

 

[Will Guide 21,371]

"They're not small enough for my ears. Even with only the the tips in, they're hurting my delicate ear canals"

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"Ah, I see they found my Full House/ Metal Gear Solid crossover fanfic." 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

I taste lime, but I don't see lime... Oh, wait! There it is. Shoved to the bottom of the cup.

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"We've had to scrap our play because of Darbishire's moustache going off to the cleaners"

 

[Emerald Heart 25,115]

Me: "I would just burn the bear."

Not Me: "And listen to its screams?"

Me: "Better him than me."

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"I'll jack into your squirrel if that's what it takes." 

[BroomsNHops 260]

"I wasn't aware that dragonflies ate....butterflies? "

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

Forget memories.

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"I'd practice the bagpipes some more, but my instructor has a restraining order out on me ..."