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[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

"If you say Beetle Juice three times, Pete Davidson shows up and smokes all your weed." 

[Samurai Equine 53,734]

Well, I guess we can make it ourselves, but we'll end up using all of our cheese.

[Treeglow Flicker 14,071]

Let me introduce you to my good friend Jimmy the Crowbar!

[ExplosionMare 18,114]

Netflix without the chill.

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

"Fwanyanyanya..."

"That is not a reaction that I thought would be normal." 

[Tropical Melody 6,988]

"And because in those halcyon days of endless love and sunshine (we’re talking 1971 or so here) we were really free, baby, as well as perpetually skint."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

"It's not 'bacon', It's a pig."

"It's not 'veal', It's a calf."

"It's not 'beef', It's a cow." 

"It's not 'meat', It's an animal...

"It's not 'fruit, it's dividing cells that accumulate fructose..." 

"It's not delivery. It's DiGorno."

"It's not a scene. It's a goddamn arms race." 

"It's not 'LevioSA', it's 'LeviOsa.' " 

"Maybe it's Maybelline."

"It was a firefight!" 

"I like trains." 

[Samurai Equine 53,734]

And you, well you reacted a lot like I thought you would in real life. You took it back to the store, returned it, and bought a different brand so no one could make fun of you anymore.

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

"Looks like something the Blair Witch would bring to a gay pride parade." 

[Tropical Melody 6,988]

"Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for both good and evil."
"And, you don't want to get any of it on you."

 

[GeekySonic 1,150]

What new hell awaits us?

[Samurai Equine 53,734]

Look! It's all natural! They changed the formula~! 

[Tropical Melody 6,988]

"I never make the same mistake twice. Instead I prefer to fill my day with a variety of different mistakes..."

 

[Samurai Equine 53,734]

Saturday Knight Fever! 

[Cash In 22,802]

"This is an awful tragic turn of events."

Edited September 16, 2019 by Cash In

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

You're spreading it all over your legs, babe!"

[ShadOBabe 19,016]

“Man, Dream Me is a bad@$$”

[ExplosionMare 18,114]

That zero looks like a zero

[Samurai Equine 53,734]

Spike is a pimp now!  Even Pinkie Pie knows what's up.

Edited September 17, 2019 by Samurai Equine

[Tropical Melody 6,988]

"I have been taken to task for publishing pictures on Facebook in which peoples' motorbike license plates are visible, so apologies to anyone who isn't on Facebook but may have been affected. It's not a problem at my 'home' branch as there's normally only me and a bloke on a bicycle in attendance, he doesn't like his picture taken, and I don't do selfies."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,071]

Yoink!

[Tropical Melody 6,988]

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ExplosionMare reacted to this: Pondering

Yes, quite!

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,071]

Fly, my pretty!

[Randimaxis 8,659]

"Y'know, if they catch you dancing on the back of the truck like that, they'll probably drug test you."

[Lulaypp 2,556]

"Numbers used to be liquid, like water, and now they are like building blocks!"