Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Treeglow Flicker 14,074]

If that fence is blown over again, it's getting the axe.

[Lulaypp 2,556]

Go anarchy-ism!!

[Cagey 4,251]

“They’re due Monday; that’s a Tuesday problem.”

[Samurai Equine 53,778]

Well crap... The timer's broke again.

[Bastian 13,321]

Will I keep getting ghosted? They will be missing a lot of fun without me that's for sure.

[Treeglow Flicker 14,074]

Me: Well, I managed to get the fence back up again.

Brother: There's another storm coming at the weekend.

Me: Oh for fuck's sake...

[Samurai Equine 53,778]

"The most bang for your buck" is kind of subjective. It depends on how hungry you are VS how much money you want to spend.

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"Ah, a trampoline kink!" 

[Never Returning 28,613]

"Well, that was predictable."

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"It's alright to swap jackets!"

*In a tone that suggests, as opposed to, some other garment(s), we shall never know what!*

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"Soccer hooligan King Arthur." 

[Samurai Equine 53,778]

His accent is so thick, he could be cussing me out in Korean and I'd never know. 

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,674]

"Feeling cute, might start a pandemic later"

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"Sometimes I remove the single checks from my perforated check book and staple them to my face." 

[Derpy Pon-3 5,651]

You flank the baby, While I tank the goblin overlord

[Sparklefan1234 176,325]

“I feel like I’m watching WrestleMania 2.” 

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"It's like watching four turtles trying to shag a ginger journalist"

 

[Sparklefan1234 176,325]

2 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

"It's like watching four turtles trying to shag a ginger journalist"

 

"Cowa- What the...?" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"No! This was supposed to be a fight club, not a fking orgy!"

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

18 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"Cowa- What the...?" 

I know! I'll swear on a stack of bibles, that's what it sounded like

 

[Tao 8,571]

Sooooo not ready for the dumb brains today!

[Samurai Equine 53,778]

The reason I haven't done anything back here is because I'm basically out of my element.

[Dank Pony Child 513]

A, B, or C? Or how about D? Wait, there is no D…or C. OK FINE IMMA DO IT. Lemma just get my legs ready for the jump from the dresser to the bed. Ok. Um. Oak nuggins. Imma squanto mah yegs. Imma quote a youtube cult vid. As ryan reynolds senpai once said— WAIT NO THIS IS TOO SAFE. MPPPPPRHGH. THAT WAS A RIP OFF. WHO PUT THE TARGET THIS CLOSETOTHEDRESSR I MEAN COME ON. THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE. IMMA SMACC YO LEFT BUTTCHEEK FOR THAT. I DON CARE IF YOU AINT A PIECE OF FURNITU— BIG IROOOOOOOON BIG IROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON AND DERAGO DA RANGER WITH DA BIG IRON ON HIS HIP. DA BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAP. WEST VIRGINIA. MOUNTAIN YO MOMA. Wait, no. NO. MY WHOLE PAGE IS CORONA. ITS CHINESE AND UNICODE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo. Yes, I’m half n half familiar with hookahs. Yes, I was talking about the milk kind. Well in context, no, but you know me. The real context is what I mean, and I mean MILK. Hey, I should go post my whole thought train from the last hour on mlp forums. Hehe look 69 PMs. That’s a gold hat, cool cat.

Edited March 3, 2020 by Dank Pony Child

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"Well you could have knocked me down with a slice of lemon wrapped around a very large gold brick"

 

[Emerald Heart 25,006]

"My car drove into a huge butthole!"

Edited March 3, 2020 by Emerald Heart