Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Hey, don't even worry about being a nerd! It just means you're really passionate about something or that you know about it more than the average person.

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"I'm literally using it for milk and cookies, does I look like I care about the finer points of debauchery?" 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"That's a strange effect, this oil seems to be very loud"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"All Aleister Black squash matches should now exclusively take place in pre-taped, movie style edited fights in Amsterdam's underground, Gothic kickboxing scene." 

[Emerald Heart 25,124]

"I AM THE JESUS OF MUSIC!!!"

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

To build up or to break down... That is the question. 

[Pastel Heart 6,473]

Twilight looked up, fury in her eyes as her horn glowed. "You won't get away with this, Sephiroth!"

[ExplosionMare 21,020]

The truth is a lie

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Mother: "Nice muscle shirt!" 

Me: "...It's a sweater vest." 

[LegoDashie 1,809]

not much of a good year..

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Nobody has to deal with Americans more than other Americans." 

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

*To myself* Okay, pick a chore and stick to it, but don't try to do everything at once!

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"I was born with the gift of hands and I'm gonna make that everybody else's problem." 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

"I'm tempted to use the blender to shred all them documents. The actual shredder gets bored after 5 minutes and overheats on me."

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

Am I going stir crazy yet?  ... Nope! 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"It's funny, I don't have a smart phone, and for some reason I keep thinking that there are others like me, that also don't have one..."

 

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

It's okay, you're just having one of those dumb days.

[Tao 8,822]

Why did the cats break the net again? 

[ExplosionMare 21,020]

I’m going to make you brothless soup...would it even be soup anymore? It would just be a glorified salad...with noodles.

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"In the Haynes book of fairy tales, it says 'installation is the reverse of removal'"

 

[Emerald Heart 25,124]

"It's about time, it's about space, it's about time to wash your face."

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"The number of scooters on these roads is too damn high"

 

[Cagey 4,257]

“So why do you like reading?”

”’Cause I like reading.”

”But why?”

”’Cause I like books.”

”But why do you like books?”

“‘Cause I have a paper fetish.” 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Why is the insect so big?"

"Because liberalism opened the door." 

[DubWolf 18,376]

Yaw dammit, YAW!!