Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Emerald Heart 25,006]

"He's moody, but he's not Moody."

[Tropical Melody 6,987]

"This thing smokes worse than a Rastafarian combi-van"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,968]

"Oh no you don't you useless lesbian, get in there."

[SpittyPie2005 3,952]

"Just like Sunset Shimmer in the first movie."

[Tropical Melody 6,987]

Grimed with smears,
I stand amidst the dust o' the mounded years--
My mangled youth lies dead beneath the heap.
My days have crackled and gone up in smoke,
Have puffed and burst like sunstarts on a stream.

 

[ExplosionMare 18,114]

Frozen 2—is that the one about the airplanes?

[Tropical Melody 6,987]

He came, he saw, he left a parcel ...

 

 

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 42,020]

"He's racist against Joeish people."

[SpittyPie2005 3,952]

"Creepy gem".

[Here No Longer 5,281]

"What would happen if you put the Anaconda of the Amazon in the same room with the Black Hole balls?"

 

(Funnier in context probably)

Edited June 2, 2020 by Dustlicious

[ExplosionMare 18,114]

I wanna be a little girl when I grow up, to be honest.

[Tropical Melody 6,987]

@ExplosionMare it's Julius Caesar with a mail man's cap on.

 

 

Today's ...

"It's all going a bit Rita Hayworth and French on me"

 

[Tao 8,570]

Going to use a pic/meme for this one:

 

 

[ExplosionMare 18,114]

37 minutes ago, Tao said:

Going to use a pic/meme for this one:

 

 

Relatable

[Emerald Heart 25,006]

"MY UNDERWEAR ARE HAUNTED!!"

[Tropical Melody 6,987]

"The coaches are loaded up. Sybil is regrouting the bathroom, learning ancient Klatchian and doing all those other little last minute things women always do."

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,110]

 

Yeah that’s an actually text I sent to someone. 

[Buzz 1,769]

"SAM. STOP BANGING!" - My mother

[TotallyNotNyx 15,571]

9 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

 

Yeah that’s an actually text I sent to someone. 

Kiss your pets loool 

[Tropical Melody 6,987]

"This is a job for the midnight skulker!

"Gee it's only six o'clock ... I hope she can hold on until then..."

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,110]

"I like thicc bunnies."

[TotallyNotNyx 15,571]

I'm not a girl

[ExplosionMare 18,114]

“Swap codes”

*other person* “Swap clothes?”

*yet another person* “Swap loads?!”

[Tropical Melody 6,987]

"Sounds lovely. Except for the fact that you ate at H's. Last time I went there I was in awe that someone could totally eff up hot buttered toast and a cup of tea"

 

18 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

“Swap codes”

*other person* “Swap clothes?”

*yet another person* “Swap loads?!”

Whaplode!

 

[Cagey 4,251]

“You’re the most boring person I know, and second most grandma-y person I know.”