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[Samurai Equine 52,113]

Mother: [Explaining a bunch of complicated medical stuff]

Me: *Nodding* Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. 

[MidnightFire1222 2,170]

13 minutes ago, Samurai Equine said:

Mother: [Explaining a bunch of complicated medical stuff]

Me: *Nodding* Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. 

Dounds like me when my father starts talking about complicated engineering stuff.  

[Samurai Equine 52,113]

15 minutes ago, MidnightFire1222 said:

Dounds like me when my father starts talking about complicated engineering stuff.  

Your username is awesome! 

[MidnightFire1222 2,170]

13 minutes ago, Samurai Equine said:

Your username is awesome! 

Thank you!

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"You Mao sympathising lenin lover"

This is better without context and I love it.

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"You rotten swine! You have deaded me! I did not want to be deaded!"

 

[MidnightFire1222 2,170]

"You are incredibly hot and your voice is liquid sexy vanilla goodness."

Edited June 11, 2020 by MidnightFire1222

[Cagey 4,248]

“Hey cat, do you have eyebrows?”

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"And youngest daughter was trying to get the Kia open before coming back in and telling me the key fob doesn't work. I'm not surprised the car battery is on trickle charge in the garage ..."

 

[MidnightFire1222 2,170]

"I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory... is this where it gets me?"

[Cagey 4,248]

“No one’s going to want to eat vanilla extract if it’s between your thighs.”
“People don’t eat vanilla extract.”

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"Big Bob Tube?"

[Samurai Equine 52,113]

Well I guess that works, if you don't mind wasting your money. 

[DJ Wolfe 5,349]

"I really blew it."

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"You ever do something so sweet and so gay that people were still talking about it 2000 years later?" 

[ExplosionMare 18,076]

This’ll just slide in

[Samurai Equine 52,113]

My body is active and ready to work, but if yours is tired, go ahead and call it a night.

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"I'm trying to, not rush it, but get it done so I can get on with something else that's important"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"Get her something a girl would want. Like banjo lessons or a new turban." 

[Lucky Bolt 35,070]

"Get over here and flex on me!"

[Samurai Equine 52,113]

That wall was always going to be a little bit *special*.

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"Free balloons? I didn't realise the child rates here were so high!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"There’s a prison break attempt during which our heroines prove themselves pretty bad at escaping – tip one: there should be way less yelling as you try to sneak past guards in the dark"

 

[Samurai Equine 52,113]

Why are there so many spiders?! 

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"You do know it's way more complicated than just sticking it in a machine and turning a dial, don't you?"