Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,325]

"Let's do this st, other Asian lady." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,325]

"I don't need drugs to get high when I got a 2003 Ford F550 4x4 Altec AT 37-G 42' Articulated Bucket Truck." 

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

[image] All trespassers will be prosecured - all poachers will be flogged and sent to the colonies

 

[Emerald Heart 25,125]

"Tomorrow is trash day."

"Then should I just throw myself out?"

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"Have you got a YouTube channel called 'Colonic Irrigation'?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,325]

"there's a person inside everyone, even your enemies"

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

In the church, they yell "Stand, stand, stand for Jesus," and at the baseball game they yell, "Sit down, for crissakes!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,325]

"Trainer in hand-to-hand combat and food service."

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"I don't know, I just buy these things, I don't know how they work."

 

[Cagey 4,257]

“Sorry, I get hyper over Wizards Vs. Vampires.”

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"It was Ernie's nips, wasn't it?"

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

Suddenly none of my pictures are showing - just get a file name - not just mine either (that's not a quote)

 

[ExplosionMare 21,068]

I’m here, I’m not a cat

[Sparklefan1234 179,224]

"I wonder how @Clawdeen's been?" 

[Denim&Venöm 20,325]

"My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be okay." 

[Castle Bleck 19,440]

"What a worthless creation that ghost was! I will banish it to the gap between dimensions!"

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"I would say, 'Please excuse the mess', but that would imply that this is the exception rather than the norm"

 

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

"Did you have a death sentence?"

"I think it was the electric chair."

[Lord Chin Chin 1,212]

'' Its only 100 push ups '' thanks coach 😩

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Oh, Billy. You've released...some sort of.....some sort of skin...that's floating there. Billy, I don't want to look at you anymore."

[Lord Chin Chin 1,212]

'' Hedgehogs are spicy ''

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"You know, you really look terrible."
"Damn right I do, and I'm sick of hearing about it..."

 

[Northern Star 1,024]

 

"You can't declare war, this Monopoly!"

"Anyways, Boardwalk is now a ship yard, Park Place is a munitions plant, we'll use those green ones as a forward operating position..."

Edited August 18, 2021 by TheGleaner

[Denim&Venöm 20,325]

"Pregnancy is a three-edged sword."

[Samurai Equine 54,695]

Turns out, I had enough sauce after all. Also, I diced up a bunch of pepperonis and lightly cooked them, so now they're like little bacon bits.