Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"Had some visitors earlier, so I've gone and tidied up. Fatal! Must never. Ah there it is! There it is..."

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,110]

"Well, at least he doesn't hump my leg anymore."

[ExplosionMare 18,132]

I’m just trying to fill your holes for you

[Here No Longer 5,282]

"I was thinking of the idea of if I could have an AI of you put into a d!ld0"

Edited December 2, 2019 by AngelDustlicious

[Emerald Heart 25,006]

"Why is this crap where my butt should be?"

[Samurai Equine 53,776]

And now to dump the sauce and mix it in...

Dumpety, dump, dump,
Dumpety, dump, dump,
Look at Thomas cooking...
Dumpety, dump, dump,
Dumpety, dump, dump,
Over a hot skillet!

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

Hi, Allycat here in Tenerife I'm just making lunch, fried steak, garlic, mushrooms, onions, French spinach and Basil, topped with melted fresh goats and mozzarella cheese

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"Reading a book is just staring at a dead tree while hallucinating." 

[Samurai Equine 53,776]

I should be shopping right now...

[Here No Longer 5,282]

"So you slept seventeen hours and you're still tired?"

*Pretending to be tired* "Mmhmm"

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"Have you remembered who I am?"

 

[Samurai Equine 53,776]

This is the regular routine. Been doing it for a few weeks now.

[ShadOBabe 19,016]

"Phew! Couldn't find the moisture thing in the bottle of medicine! Thought I might have eaten it!"

[Here No Longer 5,282]

"He'll just step on that poor little kid's head and make him fall down"

[Treeglow Flicker 14,074]

After all these years it still bothers me when they don't use sleeving on the earth wires... I'm supposed to be an artist and writer dammit! Not a technician!

[Here No Longer 5,282]

"Well that's what happens when somebody forgets to get the Magnum condoms"

Edited December 6, 2019 by AngelDustlicious

[Samurai Equine 53,776]

Looks like the power is out for the entire neighborhood ...Oh, wait, that one block of houses has power.

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"We tried it. We made a container, filled it with WD-40, put it in, and left it in there for half a year, and it's still stuck."

 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,018]

Please leave me alone. I'm a beautiful intellectual!

[ExplosionMare 18,132]

The faster I do it, the softer it gets

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"Oh hot reservoir. This is my jelly." 

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"How would you wear a pullover ironically?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"Don't scream "It came from your womb! This is your womb nugget!" " 

[Samurai Equine 53,776]

I am just a regular dunce tonight!

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"God may judge you, but his sins outnumber your own."