I'm Dying. What Do?

[Twiliscael 3,960]

When I was brushing my teeth this morning, I swallowed mouthwash. It said to contact poison control immediatley but my parents and friends are ignoring me. What do? Comfort me or something.

[Finesthour 7,287]

You made this topic yesterday bruh.

And what do you do?

Die of course

[Jadefire 2,797]

You will be missed.

[Random User 249]

A bullet to the brain is the only cure.

[Nas 2,873]

Omgomgomgokayokayokay here's what you do:

 

1. Find a biiiiiiig cliff

2. Jump off

3. You dai

4. Proffet

[Ashbad 969]

Be sure not to go driving until after the gnarly hangover.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Stop murdering people who are only trying to help you. And stop being a fatty fatty no parents. You monster.

[FedoraMemes 582]

Have fun in Equestria. Please tell us what it's like!

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Comfort you? Okie dokie lokie! I gots a frying pan just for you! And your face!

[PonyEcho 1,610]

eerrm pray ^{_{(just kidding)}}

 

you'll be fine, that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, or is it that which doesn't kill you didn't finish the job.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

did you try contacting poison control?

[null123456 759]

I've eaten wood..

You'll be fine. If I can eat wood and live, you can drink mouthwash and live.Got Some Splinters on my tounge

[Twiliscael 3,960]

@,

Uhhh , no I didn't

 

And guys, I'm dead. I just died on the floor. Just in case you were wondering.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

@,

Uhhh , no I didn't

 

And guys, I'm dead. I just died on the floor. Just in case you were wondering.

 

I'm gonna call BS on that one......doesn't sound legit to me

[Twiliscael 3,960]

I'm gonna call BS on that one......doesn't sound legit to me

 

Everybody knows you can barter you soul to the devil in exchange for eternal life, duh!

 

Nice gif by the way.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Everybody knows you can barter you soul to the devil in exchange for eternal life, duh!

 

Nice gif by the way.

 

I wouldn't know about that.....(no soul)

[Random User 249]

Everybody knows you can barter you soul to the devil in exchange for eternal life, duh!

 

It must suck to be a ginger then.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

It must suck to be a ginger then.

 

nnnnnnope

[Scootalonathan 46]

what's up with all the threads about people about to die in this forum

 

dafuq

[cuteycindyhoney 13,315]

Your pee will smell minty fresh later today!