How do you eat your Oreos?

[Kyabetsuko 79]

I usually eat in one bite.

Sometimes I like to mash them, still in the package, and then put them in my ice cream.

[Denim&Venöm 16,704]

The way I'm doing as I type this:

 

Any way possible. 

[Darkness Knight 23]

I don't know, I just eat them,

[Jackie Snack 1,498]

By the box.

 

Stupid, yummy devil cookies.

[SixShooterOutlaw 237]

It really depends on my mood, most of the time I like to take the cookie part off and lick the cream and then eat the cookie part but sometimes I just dip them in milk!

Edited June 11, 2015 by SixShooterOutlaw

[ChikaChan 7,321]

I just dip them in milk and eat it     

[NotoriousSMALL 1,984]

I just dip them in milk and eat it     

tis the only way! the right way.

[VinylWubs 1,249]

I cant eat oreos cause of allergies but I used to eat them as a child, I normally ate it whole and dry.

[DarkusX 69]

1. punch a Oreo

 

2. grind off the icing with my teeth

 

3. eat all the bits in one go

 

4. get another Oreo 

 

5. drown it in milk

 

6. eat the sweet milk filled cookie

 

7. dump a bunch of Oreos in my pants and run around making weird noises and repeat the steps over again

 

(I wished I had earlier in life when I could get some Oreos.....but only do numbers 2 and 4 to 6...... )

Edited June 18, 2015 by DarkMagnet857

[Lucia 100]

Like any sane pony - disembowel it, lick the cream off, then gnaw on the chocolate halves. Repeat. :E

[Gestum 2,493]

I don't. Oreos is the worst kind of cookies. 

[DormantAccount 308]

Hold them under milk until the bubbles stop and then chow down before they disintegrate.

[Adash 193]

Simple.

Twist Oreo apart, eat the side with no frosting, lick off frosting, eat other side.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Milk? Who needs that?! That's for wussies!

 

I eat my Oreos/Dominos/whatever local brand I happen to eat dry and with no milk/water/coffee/tea/etc.

 

How I eat it is well, either I eat it in 2-3 bites or one bite.

[APegLegPirate 168]

I put them in my mouth. I then proceed to chew a little bit until safe to swallow. I then swallow. I wouldn't dare swallow it whole, can cause problems that. 

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

Sometimes, I twist the top off of an Oreo cookie.  Then, I hold out whichever half retained most of the filling for Angelbabe to lick.  After that, I place the two halves back together.  Finally, I eat what remains of the Oreo.

[King 5,625]

First you twist it, then you lick it, then you dunk it. Didn't they teach you guys anything in school?

[Flareblood (V2) 6]

I just eat them simply.

[Guest]

With Milk or Chocolate Milk, preferably chocolate milk.

[Flow 1,619]

I usually eat it without milk, sometimes I usually take it apart, eat the cream-less one first, then the other part with the cream on it. If I eat it with milk, I usually let one cookie soak in milk for five seconds before eating.

 

I might eat it like cereal and milk sometime soon. Gee, I miss that cereal.

 

 

 

First you twist it, then you lick it, then you dunk it. Didn't they teach you guys anything in school?

 

Fun fact: The Indonesian variant teaches that.

Edited June 27, 2015 by Flow

[Snake 515]

Most cookies I milk dunk, but oreos are different.
I eat them plain, and wash down with milk.
No taking them apart. No dunking.
I'm a rare kind of oreo-eater.

 

I also eat the entire pack in one sitting. My mother banned me from oreos because of this.

[Agario 4]

I take the oreo out of the box and shove it in my mouth. It's too good to eat slowly sometimes.

[Biggybrony 244]

A while back the English Oreo commercials heavily promoted a 'twist it, lick it, dunk it' method. Everytime I've ever tried to seperate an Oreo the biscuit will either snap or disintergrate into crumbs. Instead I just eat it like a normal biscuit.

[powerpuff-tsubasa 447]

i used to take the top cookie off and eat the creme. now i just eat it as a cookie sandwich

[ShadowEclipse 1,209]

i eat it with glass of milk