Which pony would you bring to a demon god?

[Smarts 1,623]

You are in Equestria, and the ponies know and love you. One day though, you decide to take a stroll through the Everfree Forest for no reason at all. You get lost and come across an alter to a demon god, and being the curious goof that you are, you accidentally summon the god. He goes on about how he is finally free to reign death and destruction across the land, but you try to persuade him to go back to his realm. Somehow, this works, but on one condition. He makes a deal with you. You bring him one of the ponies, and he will leave quietly. So, you agree.

 

TL;DR Version: You summon a demon god. To make him go back to his realm, you have to bring him one of the ponies. You agree to.

 

Which pony would you bring to the demon god? Keep in mind that the pony you bring will never be seen again.

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

I'll sweeten the deal and bring him two Snips and Snails.

Cheap. boring and all around dull cliché henchmen characters can always be done without.

Edited November 7, 2013 by QuirkyUsername

[Amethyst Star 73]

I would bring flottershie aka (fluttershy)

She would make a tasty snack for the demon since she is so cute. She probably would be spared though since she is unbearably cute.

[Hastur 505]

I'll give him Diamond Tiara, that way the CMC would never be hated again.  I wouldn't bring silver spoon because I partially blame DT for her actions.

[Fluttershyfan94 5,742]

Sapphire Shores.. Yeah I don't know why but I would give him her. Either her or Twist, both characters were both a bit annoying in my opinion. 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

I'll find out who my political enemies are, and I'll sweeten the deal by sending him all of them. Once the demon and my political enemies are gone, I would take over. In a way, both him leaving AND him killing the ponies work out well for me, so it doesn't matter, I'm getting the better deal.

 

Tl;dr I'll send him whichever ponies inconvenience me.

[Celtore 2,770]

Discord. Just why should I trust this demon god? It's most likely going to betray me in the end, so why not fight fire with fire?

 

But I suppose I had to just pick a pony... I'd choose film and flam.

[Mr F 1,522]

Diamond Tiara... 

I don't hate her, she is just someone I don't really like.

Her voice is annoying.. 

(She also look like a pig.  I dunny why but she makes me want to eat bacon.)

[Bitcrush 8]

Hmm... Trixie.

 

She was just so annoying to me, what with her "Anything you can do, I can do better" thing going on. (That, and the constant third person speech pattern. That was annoying.)

[Mutemutt 773]

Man, you guys are a pretty dastardly bunch, aren't you?

 

I'd be busy trying to betray the demon god. I'd talk to Twilight and crew, try and get them to pull some strings with Celestia, Luna and Discord and, hopefully, I'd "bring" an army to demon god. 

[Wayvy 34]

Diamond Tiara was the fist pony coming to mind. Hmmm maybe Sunset Shimmer, if I could. I despise her the most. Snip and Snails are just stupid boys. I believe that when they grow, they'll act better. But a grown up Diamond Tiara is still the same in my opinion. So either her or Sunset Shimmer.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Man, you guys are a pretty dastardly bunch, aren't you?

 

I'd be busy trying to betray the demon god. I'd talk to Twilight and crew, try and get them to pull some strings with Celestia, Luna and Discord and, hopefully, I'd "bring" an army to demon god. 

Just go back to Ponyville, round up the mane six, the elements of harmony and let them blast his a$$ back to the netherworld.

The elements have worked every other time. They are all purpose plot devices that resolve every problem.

Edited November 7, 2013 by Silverhoof

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Flash Sentry of course. He was the only part about the movie I hated, and could do well without him. How I'd sneak him out of the palace and off to the forest though, I have no idea.

[Oblivion 20,270]

Rarity, Mostly becasue me personally cannot STAND her, not to mention she almost succeded in completly destorying dashes dreams of becoming a Wonderbolt!   So yea definatly Rarity, sry Rarity, I tried my best to like you but......Meh...

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

I would send Fluttershy.

 

Mostly because I just want to see how everyone deals with her not being around anymore. I'm sure she'll be fine anyway so yeah.

 

Sorry FS fans, but she's going to enjoy her stay in Tartarus.

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

I would bring Diamond Tiara because shes a evil little ***** who's always mean and a pain to the CMC. Diamond Tiara is also one of my least favorite ponies because of the way she acts and how she thinks shes better than others

[Sir Wulfington 276]

Well this is certainly a creative idea for a thread. Hmm, let's see. I'd give the demon diamond tiara. OH and also, I'd throw in a Gilda and Trixie, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

Edited November 8, 2013 by Sir Wulfington

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Well this is certainly a creative idea for a thread. Hmm, let's see. I'd give the demon diamond tiara. OH and also, I'd throw a Gilda and Trixie, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

 

I can understand DT, but why Gilda and Trixie?

 

They don't seem as bad as before. Especially Trixie because she redeemed herself anf Gilds knew when to leave it all alone.

[Sir Wulfington 276]

I can understand DT, but why Gilda and Trixie?

 

They don't seem as bad as before. Especially Trixie because she redeemed herself anf Gilds knew when to leave it all alone.

 

If you've read or learned the spoilers from the book Twilight Sparkle and the Crystal Heart Spell, released a little while ago, you'd understand why

she and gilda prove to still be jerks basically

. And Gilda was still a jerk at the end of Griffon the Brush Off, she left but with no apologies and not a fuck to give for the way she behaved, and no sign of changing for the better.

Edited November 8, 2013 by Sir Wulfington

[Zekromic 1,054]

I would bring Fluttershy....... to be the adoptive mommy of a future demon god original character of mine  XD (I'll write a fic about it when I can)

[Sonicwing 57]

Probably Fluttershy she is the Stare Master, if "The Stare" can overpower a Cockatrice's petrification, it should work against a demon. If not, I'll have Diamond Tiara as back-up because she's the definition of expendable.

[Scootalove 10,689]

I'll bring Diamond Tiara to the demon god, that's if the demond god can handle whining and being put down by a filly. That is just silly.

[Aisling Ink 195]

Sadly I would probably go myself...since I made up the whole mess it would be best to take responsibility for it and not let someone else pay for my mistake.  I mean, if I brought somepony to him, I would have to live with the guilt my whole life...

[WsConanRoyal 63]

I would bring him Rarity. She is vain, cruel, unbearably snooty, and just plain self-centered. She is the only one of the mane 6 that I cannot stand.

[FNGRpony 658]

I'll sweeten the deal and bring him two Snips and Snails.

Cheap. boring and all around dull cliché henchmen characters can always be done without.

beat me to it lol.  an whats this business of me summoning a demon by accident.

and just one?  and just demons?  i would raise hell itself there if i could

I would bring him Rarity. She is vain, cruel, unbearably snooty, and just plain self-centered. She is the only one of the mane 6 that I cannot stand.

she's not my favorite, but i just saw this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrBma4OPLw0

 

where tommy oliver just destroys past analysis for bashing rarity.  Oh my God it was epic, you might get a chuckle.