Once I was walking through the markets with my brother and dad. And then, suddenly, my brother started saying
"ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAAARR!"
I said "WTF? Why are you doin-"
"ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR ONE DOLLAR!"
Yeah, I was interrupted by a man trying to sell fruit near us.
That's all I can think of at the moment. And unfortunately it's not even that funny.
I swear to drunk I'm not God