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Maybe someone already said this before but, that's not actually the point of that "joke". It's a anti-joke, and you can watch vsauce's video about anti-jokes, they're actually quite funny when you get the point of them OnT: I have no clue, really, I can't come up with any. Okay, this one is horrible... "Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!"

Haha, ah, I should have thought about that, lol. I've never been much into Pokémon, so yeah... Heh OnT: 8/10 (LOVE IS IN THE AIR!)

I rarely have nightmares like that, and I don't remember having anything like you described, mostly because what I just said. I can't remember the last time I had a nightmare about monsters or something, I avoid all kinds of horror games/movies (excluding gore/zombies, it's not scary...) to make sure it stays that way. It's unfortunate that you have to experience those things

I brush my teeth every day before i go to bed, I know I "should" brush them on the morning aswell, but I just never find time to do it, I either sleep too long, or something else happens so I "don't have time" to brush em. Although, this doesn't really make much of a differance, I have really good teeth... I'm lucky. I was at the dentist last month, that was the first time in 1.5 years, I thought I would be yelled out for not brushing enough or something, but rather, she told me I brushed too hard, and there was barely anything that she pointed out as something bad, except that. I had gotten a wound in my mouth because I slipped with the toothbrush, it wasn't very pleasant... Heh. During summer times, when I turn the clock around so I stay up to 3-5 in the morning, I sometimes skip brushing entirely.

9.5/10 because I don't quite understand what EEVEE means

Bisexual. The one who gets me, has a damn cheat on or something.

More rarity lovers to the people! Welcome, sincerly, welcome! I am your very precious Rarity AI, that's why I have a *! PS: I'm not actually an AI

(Assuming I would win a million) 1: Buy a really great digital piano for myself 2: Get a completely new set of clothes to wear (as it is now, I never buy clothes unless it's ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, and some of my t-shirts, I've had for over 4 years now, I dont' plan on buying any new ones unless I really need to) and donate the old ones to charity. 3: Give a 100k to my parents, to help out with economical problems (fridge broken, car stolen... etc... We have lots of bad luck right now, okay?) 4: Give 300k to my grandmother, because she's always poor, she could use some money to have some fun for once... 5: Donate 100-200k to charity 6: Save the rest for the future. Is what I can think of right now atleast. If I would win a billion or something, It would probably be somewhat the same, except a bit bigger numbers on some, and more saving up for future house-buying and stuff.

I have about the same fear as @Treble Bolt. Every time I go across a brige, let it be by bus, car, walk, whatever, I have this underlying fear of the bridge collapsing, or just crashing and falling into the water... Most of the time I don't think too much about it, but sometimes when I think about it, I'm like "GETOVERTHEBRIDGE NOW PLEASE...!" for every second that we're on the bridge. Oh by the way, I go across a bridge every time i go to school... So, yeah. I try not to think too much about it.

The past 2 days I've had a bit of weird dreams. First, I had a homosexual dream that I don't need to go into detail on, but I am actually thinking a lot about if I am homosexual, and I believe I am... Atleast bisexual, but I'm not entirely sure I can imagine myself in a "normal-relationship-life" (Get a wife, get 3 kids, buy a Volvo, buy a ugly red house... etc). And last night, I dreamt that I was a Horse, and I had a dead man on top of me, which kind of was me at the same time as I was the horse. A war was going to happen, a very big fight at a huge grassy place, think of it as a medieval fight, like in LOTR... And I had a goal, to get past this war, get around it, before it started. I had to find Jesus, he was in the desert. But when I was on my way, I met centaurs, who were stopping me in my path, and it ended a bit blurry, but I believe I failed to get to Jesus, because the centaurs wouldn't let me pass, and it was too late when I tried to go another way. What this last one means, I don't know. I was thinking yesterday, that I might be sinning because I might be gay, or Paulus would think so atleast. I am kind of all against Paulus and I don't consider it a sin, but it still hit my head. I feared that dream meant Jesus will always be far away from me, far out of reach, and I will never be able to get to him. Another way that I (prefer) to see it as, was that I will try to reach Jesus, noone has ever gone all the way, but I was close, and I will keep trying for the rest of my life, if I so lose my life while doing so. I might be taking this to the extreme and all, but yeah, you know what they say... You dream about things that you think about, even if you don't think actively abouti t when you fall asleep, deep down something is worrying you, or something, and that is what you dream about. But why? Eh, I'm so lost.

Best: Most cheap-ass pizzerias, they all taste the same, they all have the same cost, you know what you get, no matter where you are, if you can find one of these, you're on the good one. We got 3 of those where I live, I live in a fairly small part (about 20min away from the nearest big city, about 5-8 thousand inhabitans here, and 20k in the city) and those pizzerias are kinda very close to each other, it's a miracle that they're still all in buisness. Worst: Pizza Hut, Biteline, Resturant pizzas. I haven't been to Pizza hut, but apparently they don't have the Opera pizza (ham and tuna on it), so I don't like them, they are bullying tuna! Biteline is certainly "good" in it's own way, but it's far more expensive, and even if you get "more" as in far more on top of it, you could literally get big ass salad on your pizza there, I prefer the cheap ass, normal pizzas. Resturant pizzas are not good in any way, they just cost a fortune and you get less than at a cheap-ass-place. Support the cheap-ass-places! They are usually run by some immigrant family who aren't educated to get any other jobs, so I kind of extra much like that part about it, there is no big rich company running it, it's just a immigrant family, who decided to start a small pizzeria, and live on that. I like that. They make good pizzas, they have good prices, and yea... The worst part with those is I guess, if it's a really bad cheap-ass pizzeria, they could have bad hygien and stuff, but I haven't encountered anything like that before personally. I mean, I haven't gotten sick or anything, but I've heard stories about places who had... problems.

Mozart, Beethoven, Brahms, Bach, Chopin, Rachmainoff, uhh... yeah, I like classical music. But top of all: "MLP: FiM COMPLETE SOUNDTRACK"

I really like pizza with Tuna on it... It's one of the "standard" pizzas here in Sweden, but I heard that they don't have that one on some places in America! I like most kinds of pizza, I don't really have a favorite since it's all dependent on what I want at the moment when I order it, I like almost all kinds of pizza, except banana and curry pizza, that's just REALLY nasty... eeew

Well, it would kinda limit people, as it is now your artistic creativity is the only limiting factor for what your avatar can look like. And not even that, if you suck at drawing, you can just google up something, or pay someone to make one, or request one. Even if we still had the signatures, it's one less personal thingy that we have, not to talk about how annoying it would be to make.

(I would apologize in your situation aswell, just because, I still gotta say this). You shouldn't apologize. You're doing this all for free, you're spending your own talent and time on this, for free, we should all be thanking you for the opportunity to even have the chance of getting something. Oh well, I might be overdramatizing this now but, well, yeah... Heh... And as I said, I would also apologize, just because, I guess it's polite

Paradox needs to be added! They are both a devloper and a publisher, well, they got "two departments" or something, but it's all the same company as far as I know. They've made: Crusader Kings series, Europa Universalis series, War of The Roses (publisher), Sengoku, Magicka... more... I don't have a favorite myself, my favorite games are usually indie games, and if I would name those my favorite developers, it would be kinda weird, since they only made one game so far... I guess, add Freebird Games aswell! (They/he who made To The Moon!!) That's got a fancy name atleast, the other indie games I like, just got weirdo mumbo jumbo names, if they don't use their own name

I'm not sure you're still doing signatures... Well, it's worth asking, since the thread isn't closed and all. I would like a signature with Rarity and Trixie on it, I have a kind of image in my head, with both of them on each side with their human counterpart/EQG standing next to them/behind them, something like that... Donor sized? Doesn't matter, but if Donor sized makes it easier for you, or it looks better, go ahead and do that. I'm giving you free hoofs on most of it, you're skilled enough to know what colours fit to the ponies in question and all. Aand, if it looks crappy, and you can't find any way to fix it, the EQG counterpart thing is not required. Thanks beforehand, if you try to do something, even if it won't be finished at all, any time spent, you need to have my thanks for.

OH YES SO VERY MUCH! I really, hate this... I tend to sometimes stay up longer than I intended, and even if I know that I will be so tired the next day, I stay up... The worst part is probably right now when I've tried to go to the gym at 6AM in the morning and I'm too tired to even stand up at that time. Well, I'm considering quitting powerlifting/gym-training for good anyway, it just doesn't fit with time and all.

I bought the early acess the first week it came out. I haven't played it in a while, since it's still in VERY early development, and there is not much you can do in the game, they keep adding stuff all the time, but don't expect it to be done anytime soon... But it will certainly be worth the wait! The game got lots of potential, being the spiritual successor of one of the best strategy games in history, it just can't go wrong, I hope. We've seen other games taking influence from DK, and just failed so bad. This looks extremely promising, and I bought the game the first week to show my support. I'm a kinda young dude, so I haven't been with everyone during Dwarf Fortress and all that... But for me, DK/DK2 were/is two of the best strategy games I've ever played. They're just so awesome! Still, DK is hard to compare to other strategy games, it's not even simlar at all to, for example, Crusader Kings 2, Civilization 5... etc...