You wake up in the middle of Ponyville...

[Fractured 2,684]

And realize you have no cartoon immunity. This means everything will affect you as if you were a normal human; simple things like Rainbow Dash crashing into you or Spike breathing on you will kill you.
Now you have to survive a week in Ponyville. You start of all alone, in the middle of the night, so what you do first is a key factor. Where do you go first? What do you do after that? How do you explain this bizzare concept to ponies? Discuss; just keep in mind the main goal is survival above all other things.

[Rainboom Dash 1,056]

I probably wouldn't last a day, or even two hours.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

I scream "Pinkie" as loud as i can,she will obviously hear me because i am her faithful follower and Pinkie logic,i will tell her i need to be turned into a pony asap or i might die ect.,she will ofcourse *gasp* and be more than willing to introduce me to Twilight who will perform a transformation spell on me thus turning me into a pony of there world because magic.

 

I don't go back after a week because buck you,i win. The End

Edited July 19, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[IceeBrony 251]

You wake up the the middle of Ponyville...

Survival? Go wake up Twilight and explain the situation to her. "You got Magic Shield. Would you like to equip it now? Y/N"

[PrymeStriker 408]

You wake up in the middle of Ponyville. You are:

 

A. Completely sane and have actually been magically transported to a non-fictional universe.

B. As high as a Georgia Pine.

C. Higher than a Georgia Pine. 

 

 

 

 

In all seriousness, I'd be more concerned about how I'm getting out of there. What do you do? Click your heels three times and say "there's no place like home?" 

[Complexity 181]

Look around for Rainbow Dash

[GoldHypercurve 23]

just go to Fluttershy's house the only thing that ever happens there that could kill me is Discord and I wouldn't mind going that way.

[Celli 4,338]

I'd probably die in the first day.

[Deathstroke 1,564]

I'd seek twilight to turn me into a pony and then seek applejack since am a big fan (duh) and (if possible) marry applejack and my life is complete!    and tell me to go back............The only thing that will come back with you is your broken bones i plan on staying there for life

Edited July 19, 2014 by Desert guardian

[Hovershy 3,814]

I would find Fluttershy as fast as I can and try to survive a cuteness overload.

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

I go and find Pinkie as the Pinkie fanboy I am, and attempt to befriend her like she did to the donkey in A Friend in Deed, except you know, not accidentally annoying her. We would become fast friends and I would suck up to her as Spike would to Rarity, doing anything for my beloved pinkie party mare. Then she would introduce me to all the mane six and I'd live happily ever after

 

The end

[Deathstroke 1,564]

I go and find Pinkie as the Pinkie fanboy I am, and attempt to befriend her like she did to the donkey in A Friend in Deed, except you know, not accidentally annoying her. We would become fast friends and I would suck up to her as Spike would to Rarity, doing anything for my beloved pinkie party mare. Then she would introduce me to all the mane six and I'd live happily ever after

 

The end

We kinda share the same thing but with different waifus: Yours pinkie mine is aj so we're in the same boat then! 

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

If I were to wake up in Ponyville, I would find Twilight Sparkle's house. She would probably help me find my way back home, that is if I choose to want to leave. 

[Fractured 2,684]

All those people running to Twilight's house; hope you got a good explanation, cause a strange creature just waltzing into the library of the most powerful unicorn in Ponyville in the middle of the night could have...unintended consequences.

[Princess Lona 382]

I would go to the Everfree Forest. It has been mentioned in the show that things work strangely there, like the animals care for themselves and the weather just happens. It basically operates closer to the way the real world operates, so I would feel more at home there. Plus, while there are a lot of spooky and dangerous things dwelling in Everfree, there doesn't tend to be much cartoony stuff happening, so I would be less apt to be killed in that way. Eventually Zecora would find me and help me out. Since I would be a weird, otherworldly creature in Equestria, I expect she would know best how to help me.

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Well, I may not operate by cartoon world logic, but I operate by Warhammer 40k logic. Meaning Rainbow Dash will explode should she hit my ceramite armor, spikes fire breath does nothing to me in my bezerk in the quest to please the blood god.

 

 

For I have become Lincoln Park, ruler of the edge.

 

 

"All they heard was screaming princess, we don't know what happened. All the reports say is 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, EDGINESS FOR THE EDGE THRONE!' We have no further contact with the hamlet princess"

 

 

 

But other than pledging myself to the blood god, I would most likely try to find Twilight or Fluttershy. If anyone is going to help out a alien suddenly trapped in pony land, it is going to be those two.

[Invincible 2,091]

I'd probably surrender myself on the outskirts of Ponyville first and approach it carefully during daylight. I wouldn't wanna creep out anypony. Imagine you going through your casual equine lifestyle, about to call it a day, when all of a sudden a large, hairless ape monster comes at you.

 

Ideally? I'd hope to run into Pinkie Pie; Twilight would do fine too. Fluttershy and Rarity would probably run when they see me coming, and AJ and RD would beat the lights out of me.

[Everleaf 541]

Well for one I would be pretty confused but I would take it easy (like a boss XD)

 

 

First as awkward as it is I would go to Twilight why? Well she could turn me into a pony right? Yeah griffon pony (Pegasus to be exact) does not matter really both works 

 

so I would at least try get her trust as creepy as I may look to a pony explain whatever needed to be explained hopefully she will be able to trust me and do so the spell.

 

 

Why a Pegasus/griffon? well for one they fit best to my personality second well wings may help best if I was a unicorn I would of not focused magic but if I was a pegasus/griffon flight just might be easier to learn.

 

 

I would ask Twilight to walk with me and explain if anypony gets a little strange about who I am.

 

 

after the first day is done I will set hoof alone for at least that time I would next meet Fluttershy for one I can relate to her in many ways oh yes and I'm good with animals.

 

So I will show her I am a friend and also explain a little of what happened and ask if I could come in maybe for the day or at least a while since I would be fairly unaware what to do else so hopefully that would work out I would maybe get something small to eat/drink and hopefully that sums up another day.

 

 

(I'm gonna edit this after I woke up a little better it's morning where I am....)

[crisahys 149]

I'd probably make friends with Twilight Sparkle first and explain to her what was going on, and that way, she can help me guide through Ponyville and what to do and all that. During that week, I might start working and earning some coins in the mean time for food and rent a place for a week while I'm here. I also might try to have fun and talk to the other ponies in the area and at least buy some clothing from Rarity. In the mean time, I would like to try some sweets there and head to Sugarcube Corner to meet up with Pinkie Pie on what to try with the cupcakes. Of course, I might head to Sunny Apple Acres to meet up with Applejack on my food for the week too. I could also check up with Rainbow Dash on the weather too. I might also meet up with Fluttershy about the animals in the area and advice on keeping all sorts of pets. Well, buck it. I might as well meet ALL of the mane 6 after all. 

[Luna 831 466]

i would go see my wife luna hug and kiss her and hugh flutter shy and kiss her.

[Pastel 7,630]

It doesn't seem that hard. I'd just try to be more careful than usual.

[Singe 2,111]

And realize you have no cartoon immunity.

 

Then wouldn't you be dead because a 3D body cannot exist in a 2D world. Also there would be no air to breath and no heat which means dieing in an airless cold void.

 

Can't forget those freaking random flower pots that would kill you as the ponies would have little idea on how to treat a human with their limited knowledge about human biology.

Edited July 19, 2014 by Singe

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This would not happen. This doesn't even seem fun. Why would you want this?

[Fractured 2,684]

Then wouldn't you be dead because a 3D body cannot exist in a 2D world. Also there would be no air to breath and no heat which means dieing in an airless cold void.

 

Can't forget those freaking random flower pots that would kill you as the ponies would have little idea on how to treat a human with their limited knowledge about human biology.

It's a real world; the only thing different is that you lack cartoon humor, so i'd pay attention to Pinkie very closely;falling objects will indeed put you in the hospital, at the least. All of the other things that might cause issues are handwaved by god work normally.

 

This would not happen. This doesn't even seem fun. Why would you want this?

Everything comes with a price, V. This one is just...potentially fatal. Certainly puts a nice twist on the rather repetitive "human winds up in Ponyville and does stuff" stories.

[\/ 651]

Everything comes with a price, V. This one is just...potentially fatal. Certainly puts a nice twist on the rather repetitive "human winds up in Ponyville and does stuff" stories.

I wouldn't die, I just don't feel like it'd be fun living in Equestria without being a pony. I'd be like a living museum or something.