What do you keep under your pillow when you sleep =)

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My arm.

 

 

Curse you character cap.

 

Edited August 24, 2015 by \/

[Lil'Cinnamon 1,587]

Most of the time it's my phone, but I keep that under my pillow next to where I sleep. Other then that I don't keep anything under there. I keep most of my stuff on the vacant side of my bed. xD Or sometimes my wallet I put under there.

[ChikaChan 7,323]

I used to sleep with a book under my pillow for some strange reason ._. but not anymore x3

[ponylaces 1,870]

All my baby teeth. You never know, the tooth fairy could come back and give me extra money.

 

In all seriousness, I keep nothing under my pillow. I don't understand how people can keep stuff under their pillow. I move a lot when I sleep, so my stuff would probably get lost/broken.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

About 7000 more pillows....

[The Diver 760]

I keep a magnum underneath the pillow next to me and an AK-74 under my bed. I live in the countryside of a low-income town with quite a bit of crime so I am quite paranoid since I live alone.

 

Lately I've had a bag of sunflower seeds under my sleeping pillow though.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I don't keep anything under there, and even still I have a bedside table.

Not since I found my wallet inside my pillow case that one time.

 

And I'm not keen on losing anything else, besides I'm renting a house and its not like I have anything to hide. I'm perfectly happy leaving  stuff out on the coffee table. 

[Thunderstreak 136]

Its a... I keep a.. You know what. I'd rather not say to a bunch of strangers. ._.

[Primarch Fulgrim 163]

A dagger and a copy of the Iliad, Just like Alexander the Great. No, not really, I sleep with nothing under my pillow. But Iḿ willing to bet I'm not the first one who said ^ that.

[Steve Piranha 29,428]

Well, no, I've never had the habit of keeping stuff under my pillow, ever. I do have a tactical knife in a drawer close by, and a 12 gauge Beretta shotgun in my closet though 

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

my hands... its a habit I need to get out of cause the blood doesn't flow right...

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Its a... I keep a.. You know what. I'd rather not say to a bunch of strangers. ._.

Do you keep a pair of underwear under there?

I bet everybody is going to guess what you put under your pillow.

[Streiben Bones 228]

The hat from my friend, he made it for me.

ö.ö Don't wanna even imagine what happens if i loose that thing...

probably would hate myself until the very end of the universe.

[Yummychickenblue 301]

More pillows.

 

my hands... its a habit I need to get out of cause the blood doesn't flow right...

Me too, I have to have my left hand under it. I have no idea why but it's just more comfortable that way.

Edited September 4, 2015 by Yummychickenblue

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

I keep a knife under my pillow.  I've got a stalker who knows where I live and the police won't do anything to keep him away.  So, I keep a knife, clean and very sharp, clipped to my pillowcase, just in case.

[Wyzecat 350]

I keep another pillow under it.

 

Can't have too many pillows, mate. 

[Rainboom Dash 1,056]

Another pillow.

 

Just to keep my head comfy!

[Shadowed Watcher 183]

Another pillow. *screen shakes* pillowception.

 

Did I do that right? IDK if i did or not... cuz I've never done that before. bluh.

 

No but underneath THAT pillow is a backup chameleon. Because I freaking love chameleons. Maybe more than ponies! Wow. Breakthrough in 3....2....1..................... ohp nevermind. Chameleons rule, ponies rule, kings rule, queens rule... am I missing anything? Yes? Well alrighty then!

 

Woo!

 

 

Fun fact:

98% of chameleons are serial killers.

Another fun fact:

100% of serial killer chameleons are chameleons.

WOW. WHAT? AMAZING!

 

okay i'm done

i'm out

byesies!!!

[Miles 2,512]

Lately at college I've kept my phone barely under my pillow, like, just at the edge so it's under my head, but still under the pillow so it doesn't fall off the bed.  My phone is my alarm and I don't really have any better place to keep it.

~ Miles

[iceestarz 5,764]

Saw the smiley face at the end of the topic and immediately guessed ooBrony made it. I was right

 

Just another pillow under my pillow. But they both usually end up on the floor by the time I wake up.

[PegaDash1 78]

My iPad, because I always use it right before I go it bed. One day it fell out of my bed and onto the floor and cracked, but I still do it ^^

[Magic Rasin 180]

 Another pillow. Sometimes I put my hand inbetween them and make a hand sandwich.

[DATA EXPUNGED 324]

I keep the teeth that I forcefully extracted from the mouths of my enemies. 

During the day, I collect them up and put them in a small leather sack that I tie around my neck and wear around all day. 

I hope to, one day, defeat all of my enemies, and have enough human tooth ivory to make a Piano.

Edited September 7, 2015 by DATA EXPUNGED

[Lucia 100]

I keep my phone, always, since I am bedridden!

 

I guess my collection also includes my iPad, kindle, ipod, etc since I am never without them also anyway.

[Justin_Case001 4,892]

Dust mites, dead skin cells, an eyelash or two, inevitable bacteria that's part of our everyday lives, blabbity blah...