funny Admit something weird about yourself (APPROPRIATE!)

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

I'm a brony.

Oh wait, that doesn't count as weird here...

I sharpened my canine teeth with a piece of wood to make me more like a wolf.

[Will Guide 21,360]

I am obsessed with Macro stories. Things getting bigger, sexual or not.

I guess because I'm always so scrawny and thin, I fantasize about being bigger even unrealistically bigger!

[Meeps 297]

I sometimes laugh at inappropriate times during movies or television shows. For instance, there was a scene in a movie where a dude jumped from a helicopter and didn't make it. The beep indicating him falling disappeared amid some rocks, suggesting his instant death, and I immediately cracked up. It didn't help that I was rooting for the other team, but this was obviously meant to be tragic, as the theater was dead silent. My friends all kind of face palmed as I lost it in my seat xD

[Titans08Mariota 763]

I wrestle on a trampoline with my cousin... I'm not 10 years old I swear!!

[Emerald Claus 24,868]

I refer to someone and/or myself as having "smarticle particles" instead of using the word smart

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[ExplosionMare 18,063]

For some odd reason I think mild “mouth horror” as I like to call it is cool. What I’m referring to is mouths being restrained by some big braces or something like that. I have no idea where this comes from or why I like it. 

[They call me Loyalty 1,948]

I am an incurable idiot. I profressed my love to the moon and I am willing to traverse the abyss for her, even if it means to die for the illusion I became enamored with.
"No mortal ever managed to defy the gods represented in the archetypes and live". The old woman said to me, with the inverted card.

[dead account 2,710]

I love it when insects are crawling over my skin. It tickles!

[Treeglow Flicker 13,675]

I have a very morbid curiosity. If someone is watching a horror movie in the next room and there's screaming, I always have to stick my head in to see what is happening.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

I like to b- Nope, that's not apropriate

I like l- nope, that's also not appropriate

umm

I am the one out of 2 of my friends that have a celtic name (not that weird I suppose but odd since my city is mostly celtic)

[TBD 17,254]

I sing and drum my fingers while running on the trendmill. For some reason I don’t have any issue losing my breath running and singing. But it really gets me going! Good thing I have my gym room so no one can hear me singing  and my heavy metals \m/. 

[Will Guide 21,360]

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[Splashee 28,564]

I can fly for about 0.000001 seconds. It's enough to call myself an aviator expert!

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

I eat Kit Kat’s and Reese’s by eating all the chocolate first

[Splashee 28,564]

6 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

I eat Kit Kat’s and Reese’s by eating all the chocolate first

Normal behavior detected 

[Ixrec 86]

Most of the answers I could give here are already in other threads, but...

For the most part fictional violence and gore doesn't bother me in the slightest, unless it involves eyes. Something about eye injuries or surgeries freak me the hell out and I generally cover the screen or skip ahead when they go there.

This is also why I will never, ever play Dead Space 2 a second time.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,532]

See the blog I've linked in my signature and yeah, that's probably weird to most people. Fine with me though. I am a weirdy.

[Tao 7,768]

A lot of ppl think im weird given I still like anime and watch cartoons.

[Vinyl Scratch. 604]

I tend to recite things out loud to myself that I intend to say to someone later, even though most of the time its something that is genuine that you would think you could just say i the heat of the moment.

[Rikifive 24,190]

I kind of.. tend to beatbox all over the place. 

That suggests me, that most likely I'd love to play drums. I'm interested in that tbh,  perhaps one day I'll have the opportunity to do so. 

[Vinyl Scratch. 604]

8 minutes ago, Rikifive said:

I kind of.. tend to beatbox all over the place. 

That suggests me, that most likely I'd love to play drums. I'm interested in that tbh,  perhaps one day I'll have the opportunity to do so. 

Hey I do this too! I find it's an easy way to come up with drum beats to put into songs later!

 

[Yakamaru 3,127]

I do on occasion laugh at random from a joke I remembered at the time.

[TheRockARooster 51,370]

I flirt too much....... WAY too much.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I normally hate feeling pain, but sometimes I enjoy it a little.

[ToastedScone 397]

I'm so annoyed by things moving even slightly that when I'm having a particularly paranoid day, I'll take pictures of my room before I leave so I can make sure it's exactly how I left it when I get home