Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 18,697]

Post a quote or thought from your day, without explaining any of the context behind it. 

 

For instance:

"That's probably been stuck in there for years." 

[PiratePony 8,475]

"I do like to make jokes about homeless people." 

[Pr0m4NV14 839]

“It stuck in too far!”

[SharpWit 2,611]

"More crying yes,,, yes the crying means it's genuine."

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

"Uh-oh, he's not here...... that's no good"

[Libra 11,691]

"forgive me. I'm sorry, but i'm going to try something stupid real quick. "

[Sparklefan1234 169,729]

I like this better with commentary. 

[Guest]

"It's definitely infected. I don't think I can save it."

[Woohoo 34,000]

"Cats are jerks. When you want to cuddle with them, they don't. When you don't want to cuddle, they do."

[Twilight Luna 31,340]

“Don’t know. Don’t care.”

[Wannabrony 11,638]

"Wait so is Viola the woman, or is she the man? Is he Viola?"

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

"Hey cooks, for the love of Christ, where's my pollo!?!"

[Vulcan 3,254]

"If I used this metal chopstick to stir my coffee, I Could feel like a wizard!"

Edited May 2, 2018 by Vulcan

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

"Eh eh eh ehhhh, are these ours?" 

[Guest]

"EUUURRGGHH have you been in the fridge or what??"

[Longhaul 6,831]

"I shoulda had three straight loads."

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

"I know you can handle it... Well, maybe not that big."

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

"Did he lock himself in the bathroom again?"

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

"Aheheheha...heh. No. Just. No." 

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

"How's a female cat gonna get a female dog pregnant?"

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

"THANK CELESTIA MY COMPUTER IS WORKING FINE!

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT HAPPENED BUT IT'S WORKING NOW AND IT DIDN'T BEFORE AND IT WASN'T NEEDED TO BE REPAIRED!"

Edited May 2, 2018 by Sherbert Music-Guard

[Sparky Hoof 78]

"What the hell is that girl doing to his clarinet?"

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“YOU GET THAT ICE CREAM WILL!”

[Denim&Venöm 18,697]

"Turning beauty into chaos since 1893." 

[PiratePony 8,475]

"Going through a drive-through? What am I a homeless person?"