Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

12 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

"Why is it that everyone in this town enjoys riding my ass?"

Spoiler

I wasn't there........

 

[Miti 82]

[username redacted] 24.8.2018, 8:54 (02s)
I’m so bad at it but damn ima try

[TransitPony 238]

"Get busy living or get busy dying." 

[Twilight Luna 31,340]

“I’m sorry sir, that’s not where that goes.”

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

"Oh. That's good."

[Denim&Venöm 18,706]

"Am I defending an Imperium outpost or Amazon headquarters?" 

[Randimaxis 8,652]

"If we could only be half as generous, half as kind, and half as brave as she was... we'll be just fine."

[Denim&Venöm 18,706]

"Oh, they're the ones with the latex fetish. Right. Gotcha."

[Sparklefan1234 169,750]

To move Starlight Glimmer to the moon, or to not move Starlight Glimmer to the moon, that is the question. 

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

"It's funny because it's irresponsible."

[Catpone Cerberus 23,588]

"House one for Mr. Wayne's fucked up family, consisting of an alcoholic wife, a daughter, a son, a bard, a Lydia, and a random fox"

[Denim&Venöm 18,706]

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." 

[Sunlight Glisten 368]

"Do you think you'll throw up on my turd again?"

Edited August 29, 2018 by Sunlight Glisten

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

"Awww you don't like this game?"

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I bought a hat with yaoi on it"

 

 

[Dreambiscuit 9,581]

"It's your other birthday today!" 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Oh, so it's a tandem bus?"

"If the team is a bus, the leads [Lead Programmer and Lead Artist] are the flight attendants.

[Iam 525]

"Today nothing will guarantee anything."

Edited September 7, 2018 by Iam

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Money can buy friends. Money can buy a crowd. But it won't make you happy.

[sasuke 328]

"Can I watch hentai on your phone?"

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

"He's going to hit you with a stick for going to see him live!"

[O-78 28,605]

"You know what? Fuck that, I'm bloody tired!"

[Catpone Cerberus 23,588]

"I have a bard stuck in my fireplace, I was wondering where the music was coming from..."

[Denim&Venöm 18,706]

"If barfing is the price we must pay for enlightenment, then I say, where's the toilet?" 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,588]

"I stole the town bonfire, and it doesn't appear in my inventory, because it's not a purchasable item, I removed a piece of the town history from history, it's just gone, now that's a Hitler thing to do"