Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[FalconBrony 290]

"hmm... needs more stonks."

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

I tap you on the shoulder before I stab you in the back.

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

This head looks way too big for this body... Will anyone even notice?  Have they always had massively over-sized heads and I didn't notice til just now?! 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I do not trust tofu that's packaged in a vacuum-sealed box.

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

Now this is why I love being a youkai!

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"I'd prefer it if it wasn't chilled."

"Oh would you not?" (All surprised)

"OK this is the warmest one we've got." ( LOL!)

"Just not been in a fridge will do fine."

 

 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

Shall I tell you what it is?

 

[Emerald Heart 25,124]

(Singing)

"I'm a chicken child, I'm a chicken leg, I'm a chicken doodley-doo. Do do dee dee do do doodily-doodily doo!"

 

Edited October 26, 2019 by Spooky Emerald

[Lucky Bolt 35,216]

“Uh oh he wants his MTV!” 
 

“And I just want my peaches and cream.”

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

"Everybody's got a booty. You just gotta learn to touch it."

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

"Did he say farts?!"

"...Farce."

"Oh~."

[Lucky Bolt 35,216]

@Meson Bolt That reminds me of something that was exchanged between me and my coworker today....XD

"I got da Wrangler on mah booty, my life is a movie!" 

"OH MY GOD dude that ain't how that song goes!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,308]

"Did you for get the word 'you' or do you really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me?" 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Never use words that you have to look up in a dictionary" - George Orwell

 

[Adorable Lovestar 243]

"quickput glasses on"

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"Woah that's heavy"

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

I can afford food again!

[Denim&Venöm 20,308]

"That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Go find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small Midwestern town. And now, the weather." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,308]

"There are many reasons:

• Pat the moose.
• Slap the bongo drum.
• Shake stick at god.
• Oof. Ouch. The water is too hot. "

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

What if Gallus wore a nurse outfit... on top of a hazmat suit?

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

I got my hat today! 

[Lucky Bolt 35,216]

From yesterday...

”Oh yeah I’m just ripping up menus because I’m mad.” 

[Denim&Venöm 20,308]

"He stroked my very furry leg for about half a second before he realized something was very wrong." 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Together, we peered into the semicircular opening. The radius was about a metre and a half. It was darker than Satan's asshole and smelled about as appealing."

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,216]

Just now, Denim&Venom said:

"He stroked my very furry leg for about half a second before he realized something was very wrong." 

Damn son